Urgent Announcement!!!!

[Fangache]

This is Fangaches DH here. I posted this on the Shark Dive thread, but nobody seemed to care.

Fangache was eaten by a Sand Tiger Shark at 5pm yesterday.

It was quick and relatively painless once Tinkerbell (largest female shark) bit her head clean off. A short video is available on request for a small fee.

The kids were watching and enjoyed every minute of it as they thought it was part of the show.... ah the innocence.

Anyway, I'm off now to cash in the life insurance and pack for Barbados.

On behalf of Fangache I would like to thank you for your donations.

bummer

Oh they loved it! I'm sure we'll tell them the truth one day. But at the moment their Mummy is a hero.
Its sad and all that, but ho hum, I'm feeling quite positive about it all.

The video is £5..... CAT me.

Only 2 of you care.... bless.

I'm more concerned about the shark. Did Fangache give the shark fang ache???

PPH - Thankfully Tinkerbell escaped unharmed. Which was a huge relief for me as Deep Sea World were threatening to sue me, and that would've taken a chunk out of (pardon the pun) the Life Insurance money.

Was there much mess ??

Sherlock - The water did go a bit cloudy, which blocked out the full horror of it all. We should've expected it the minute we saw she was wearing a RED suit!

Batters - THe 51" Plasma Screen wall mounted TV is helping me cope with my loss.

I think so Batters.... it could've been much worse..... she could've made it!!!

Sand Tiger Sharks suffer terribly with indigestion; I hope that things were done properly and that there were plenty of medics on hand to dose the poor thing up with plenty of Gaviscon.

How very terrible for you all. Very unselfish of Fangache to selflessly provide herself for the entertainment of all. You should be proud mr fangache.

WWB - Don't worry.... no animals were hurt in order to produce this video.

Tinkerbell remains unscathed.

Ahh, a sad loss. All in a good cause though .

I hope you're going to be serving plenty of Bovril at the memorial service. I'm sure that Fangache would've appreciated such a thoughtful gesture.

Ah Bovril, she'd like that. Perhaps I'll invite some RCP's too (randomly chewing pensioners).... Fangache always loved the noise of them chewing their own dentures whilst sitting behind her on the bus.
I mean WHY do they do that WHY WHY??

And of course the chomping of the gnashers would be quite symbolic of poor Fangache's toothy demise.....

Offer them all a piece of bubblegum. It'll keep them busy for hours.

Sorry to intrude upon your loss but do you still have to pay up for the sponsorship is she didnt make out in one piece

Do you not have it on DVD?

Willing to pay £7

Money still has to paid. Or Fangache did promise to come back and haunt you all..... and believe me.... you do not want her voice in your head day and night!!!!!

Marslady - 'fraid not.

dag nammit!

Will have to have the VHS then.

Have to applaud your foresight. Barbados.... would've plumped for the Seychelles myself.. but you gotta grieve where you feel most comfortable.