What am I?

[FrightfullyPoshFloss]

Bored.

Simple as. I need to be entertained.

{Sits, folds arms and taps feet impatiently and annoyinglyly arrogantly}

Living up to my name, dontchaknow?!

waiting for LOST to start??

Yes, there is that. Will you just pop by and deliver some popcorn, oh, and bring my duvet in from the bedroom. Thank you.

yes ma'am

walks away backwards, nodding head, doffing cap and wringing hands

Hurry up will you. It's starting. Humph!

Ohhhhhhh.

Thought this was going to be a good mind spinning riddle to help us keep Alzheimers at bay

what a dissapoint ment.

Sorry. Although, do you know what a Flossam is? Eh? Do you?

Go and tidy something up. Or instruct an underling to do do. I can see the state of your bathroom.

to 'do do?' Well, on the subject of do do's. I can still see the skid marks on your loo.

Or are you too posh to poop these days?

If only you really could Bubbs!! Am a loo cleaning in the morning time. And a bath cleaning. And the rest. Our flat is a hell hole. And yet, so far, Dp has yet to mention\moan about it! Yay!

Well unfortunately I am not alone living in this court. I'm too posh to push a loo brush.

Is this a sort of 20 questions?