Im such an idiot. I was so busy thinking about the poo that had just leaked out of my DS's nappy and all over me and the chair that i laid him on his mat and turned round without a thought (I NEVER leave him unattended usually) and started to walk out of the room to dump my pooey trousers in the sink to wash when finished.
I didnt even get as far as the door before i heard the thud. Im such a stoopid cow. Please feel free to agree with me. Stupid stupid stupid.
My poor DS