I am sure that this must have been discussed endlessly but I can't seem to find a thread - a 5.30am projectile poo hit the carpet this morning (nice and light coloured- I mean the carpet not the bright yellow mustard poo (why?)) and despite bleary eyed efforts to remove it I can still see it. Having searched Google for ideas the only consistent one seems to be sunlight - not ideal for a carpet. Any ideas!!!