I invite you to all come and point and larf at this woman in Chatham who called the police because someone stole her snowman

[HerBeatitude]

My favourite bit is "I just went outside for a fag and he was gone"

What a loon! Maybe he came to life and ran away, clapping his teaspoon hands with joy..

I reckon he ran off with her fags...

Someone melted 'im.

she must have been having a larf

Stupid (not a word we ever use) bint.