Could I be pregnant?

[MascaraOHara]

well?

do I parp or hoot?

do you feel

grumpy
slobbish
sick
hungry
weepy

if the answer to 3 or more of the above is yes, then, yes.

Have you had sex? No, you can't test 2 weeks before you are due.

Or honk or toot?

lol wwb, I'm going to parphoot from now on.

grumpy
slobbish
hungry

Oh shit!

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Not for a week or so Beansprout, can I test yet?

weeing a lot?
farting?

cant see a question!
Why do you think you are pregnant?

i fear dh must definitely be pregant

have you shaken hands with anyone recently?

I don't fart, I'm a laaaayyydee

Which reminds me - I sold a dress to a man on eBay

First Response gave me a negative five days before period due, but I didnt believe it and tested again with boots own - came up positive.

Eeek Puff - I have that!!

I think my toaster is pregnant.

I sold an incredibly rare pc game on Ebay for 75 quid

I've been pregnant since I was about 15 with those list of symptoms too!

Pretty much before parphooting... last period, had unprotected sex, do test

How do you know if a pc game is rare?

Puff - can I 'bagsy' one of your baby toasters - how cute!! will they be stainless steel do you think?

look it up on ebay!

Yeah mascara, I'll even knit a toaster cosy for ya - pink or blue?

Can I have one of each Enid?

Twins!

or ask me I fancy myself as a bit of an expert (have just sold nearly £400's worth on Ebay)

Puff - not Enid! sorry