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OMG, I'm going to hell....

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whatsername · 17/09/2005 21:15

...apparently...

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happymerryberries · 17/09/2005 21:29

Dunno abiut that, and it has been a while sice i read the Bible, but my memory is that the thought and the deed are not divided....happy to be corrected on this

SherlockLGJ · 17/09/2005 21:30

I must remember to tell the Parish Priest in the morning that I am going straight down.

That will be after I have

Done my welcoming duty,and handed out hymn books and missals.

Set up, with the other members of J&P the Fair Trade coffee morning and shop.

And then laid out some leaflets for a Faith exploration course.

Deffo, going down....................so what is the point

SherlockLGJ · 17/09/2005 21:31

I am going to stay in bed and demand breakfast and the papers.

Pruni · 17/09/2005 21:33

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sallystrawberry · 17/09/2005 21:33

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Pruni · 17/09/2005 21:34

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Flossam · 17/09/2005 21:34

I should start drinking, stealing some fags, lying that you didn't do it, and lusting after the lad behind the shop counter whilest you are at it LGJ, whats the point of doing things by halves eh?

QueenOfQuotes · 17/09/2005 21:37

LOL - I thought you said hand out missiles then LGJ

SherlockLGJ · 17/09/2005 21:40

Floss

ROFL

You would want to see him, he is about 4' nothing, Sri Lankan and barely a word of English and rude to boot, the lovely Indian couple who own the corner shop only use him when they are desperate. She said, he is so rude that when they do their monthly figures they can tell what days he has been on. People buy what they came in for and leg it.

So, no I don't think I will be lusting after him. Thank you very much.

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whatsername · 17/09/2005 21:40

Exactly Floss, if you're going to hell, might as well make it worth while...

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weesaidie · 17/09/2005 21:41

ha ha, fantastic. I am going straight to burn in the VIP lounge...

SherlockLGJ · 17/09/2005 21:42

QoQ

I can think of one village elder who at times deserves one.

Are you coming to see your friends down this way ??

starshaker · 17/09/2005 21:48

i said i did nothing wrong and read bible etc and it said i was still going to hell oh well at least ill have fellow mumsnetters there

QueenOfQuotes · 17/09/2005 21:49

LGJ - don't know - not this month (and probably not next month either). It'll have to wait until I've got a job........whenever that might be (hopefully sooner rather than later1)

Pruni · 17/09/2005 22:05

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Passionflower · 17/09/2005 22:16

Me to. P'raps we can organise a mn reunion!

G&T anyone?

lou33 · 18/09/2005 00:33

Yep I am off to hell as well.

monkeytrousers · 18/09/2005 11:00

That's hilarious! Me too by the way, we shoudl arrange another meet up!

And just how does having lustful thoughts equate to commiting adultery. I have lustful thoughts about DP, that's not adultery!

PMSL though! Dear god what a nasty site! Some vulnerable person is going to believe it.

monkeytrousers · 18/09/2005 11:01

x posts passionflower, you sinner you!

Frizbe · 18/09/2005 11:34

Ah I'm doomed too....

TinyGang · 18/09/2005 12:30

I kept waiting for the funny punchline

WigWamBam · 18/09/2005 12:34

Whatever happened to "Let he without sin cast the first stone?"

SenoraPostrophe · 18/09/2005 12:35

lol. I have never told a lie, but I have killed someone. according to that site i'm OK then.

Tortington · 18/09/2005 12:52

am doomed to hell too - excellent am gonna go shoot someone - well in for a penny...

highlander · 18/09/2005 15:41

PMSL at the lustful thoughts

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