I just had a phone call, booking me for a childs birthday party (as a clown). The man gave me full details, address, phone number, age of child, how he wanted it to be a surprise for the boy when he came back from the local burger bar, the number of children and so on. And finished by asking if I give hand jobs .
FFS what is wrong with people? And at 10.30 in the morning, have they nothing better to do? It's really upset me... I do get the occasional wind up call, but not like this...yuck, yuck, yuck.