So, who is famous?

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Was just reading the "what if you were discovered" thread, and I thought that if I was famous, Mumsnet would be a great place to be, no-one knows who you are, you can ask all those embarrassing questions and say all those silly things, and The News of The World never finds out.

So, what do you reckon?

Is Codswallop actually Posh?

Is Aloha really Jools Oliver?

What name does Jo Brand use? Cherie Blair? Jordan?

i'm really posh!!
i only say my dd's are dd's to throw u all off the scent. actually u know i could be, my kids were born at the right times, dd2 (or is she a he) was born on the 1st sept 2002.

I am obv as thin as her. My dh reckons half of you are blokes...

I still think Seagull is Davina McCall.

I've often wondered if any of us are famous. I agree, I'd have thought mumsnet was the perfect place for famous mums to ask questions in complete anonymity. Don't reckon Cherie has time, Jordan would stand out a mile if she was here (but only if she mentioned her baby was blind and other distinguishing features I suppose) mmm, Jo Brand could be here I suppose, hasn't she got 2? I reckon Posh asks her mum most things and Madonna asks her nanny though so don't think they're here.

Madonna's nanny might be though

Um, I appeared on radio 2 last saturday, does that count?

and Yes, I'm old enough to enjoy listening to Radio 2

Easy are you Mark Lamarr? I thought you were unnecessarily rude about Allan Tichmarch

Don't think Madonna ever lets a childcare related thought pass her brain, does she? I rather suspect that a disproportionate (I haven't spelled that right, went on writing it for about 10 mins) number of us are journalists.

Coddy, has your dh actually read some of the postings about blokes, though?

I was wondering which famous person would make the best poster girl/person for Mumsnet. I'm presently torn between Nigella and Miss Trunchball (aspiration versus reality)

Nigella can post only if she ties that damn hair back when she cooks.

Melinda Messenger - she is real pretty and seems like a great mum.

Davina McCall otherwise.

Nigella Lawson has questionable hygeine all that licking fingers malarky would not go on in my house!!

Kate Moss. Oh to be stylish whilst pregnant. And her daughters name is simlar to my daughters sort of, the copy cat.

Apparently she is gonna pose nude for a mag - no touching up either (of her body I mean!!)