Don't let me post -Tell me to get on with my assignment!

[mears]

I am at panic stations now because I have to have an assignment for my Masters course done in less than a week. I have done 400 words out of 4000
I will not be posting but if you do see me, tell me to bu**er off

three cheers for mears, no more essay fears!

(sorry)

You're a poet and you didn't know it tigermoth

Only just read this Mears, Well done!

has it been marked yet?

Well it is that time again - assignment submission time. I decided to look up this thread to see how long it actually took to get it done last time and I see it took 8 days. I've only got 5 days because I am night shift at the weekend aaaarrrggghhh.

Have done all the washing, ironing and cleaned the room I am sitting it. Number of words typed? - ZERO

Am off - you may not hear from me for a while... or maybe you will

By the way, got a B+ last time.

well done. Pour yourself another glass of wine and spend another half hour on mumsnet
What is the topic for this assignmant?

It's a report format and comes under the heading of 'consultancy'. Have had too much wine and have just read the thread you started on 'teachers and pupils learning something new every day'. Am knackered just reading it. Going to bed now, 240 words typed