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How to start the longest thread ever?

19 replies

Lio · 23/08/2005 16:02

Some ideas:

The controversial approach, e.g. seeking advice for designs for 10-year-old's first tattoo

The voyeuristic approach, e.g. anything with sex in the title

The newbie shot down in flames approach, e.g. does anyone know anything about breastfeeding

The vanity approach, e.g. asking for stories on how dreadful birth was

(Lio sits back and waits for someone to direct her to the archives where 15 other people have pondered on how to get the longest thread ever)

OP posts:
pretendingnottobeme · 23/08/2005 16:03

You forgot religion!

QueenOfQuotes · 23/08/2005 16:03

Tell people that you're going to leave your baby sleeping in his cot while your drop your oldest at school

Got well over 1000 posts (my longest thread ever LOL).

nailpolish · 23/08/2005 16:05

lol qoq!

happymerryberries · 23/08/2005 16:06

Why not just cut to the chase

Sod the MN philosophy,

I'm a better mother than you lot because......

MistressMary · 23/08/2005 16:08

Need an experiment eh?

WigWamBam · 23/08/2005 16:09

Just ask people not to post on it. That usually does the trick.

JoolsToo · 23/08/2005 16:10

wwb - you beat me to it

WigWamBam · 23/08/2005 16:10

Ah well, you've got to be quick around here ...

BunnyBoo · 23/08/2005 16:11

QoQ i am [shocked]

Twiglett · 23/08/2005 16:13

I think I have the honour of starting the longest thread ever .. search for 'Please don't post on THIS thread'

WigWamBam · 23/08/2005 16:15

Bunnyboo, it wasn't that shocking - QoQ was away from dd2 for something like 1 minute and 20 seconds. The school is right next door.

She didn't half take a battering for it though ...

QueenOfQuotes · 23/08/2005 16:16

2 minutes 20 seconds IIRC actually

nailpolish · 23/08/2005 16:17

it takes longer to hang out the washing at the bottom of the garden

BunnyBoo · 23/08/2005 16:17

Ok 1 min 20 secs but still in only takes a second for a fire to start then what?

Oh i must shut up now obviously this is an old thread anyway and i missed it so i shall keep my mouth shut.

nailpolish · 23/08/2005 16:17

and the school is closer than the washing line

BunnyBoo · 23/08/2005 16:18

ok ok i accept lol

handlemecarefully · 23/08/2005 16:18

Bunnyboo - good idea . Don't want that dredging up again!

titchy · 23/08/2005 16:30

What about a good old healthy MMR debate, or one about circumcision?

monkeytrousers · 23/08/2005 19:41

pretendingnottobeme! Are you who I think you are?

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