What the hell is it with men???????????

[flamesparrow]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

13 weeks pregnant.

Been in loo/in bed all weekend and yesterday with food poisoning.

Text comes "I'm going to Wayne's tonight, or he's coming here - ok?"

WTF????

No its not ok! This is the first day I've been capable of caring for DD since Friday night, and I'm exhausted already... was looking forward to him getting home so I can collapse.

BUT - since I went out lots last week, and I made him cancel his night out on saturday (he'd been looking forward to it for ages)... I haven't the heart to say no!

Does he seriously think its a good idea though, or does he just not care enough about me to think that I might be feeling like c$£p and just want a hug????

Sorry... text was from DH... wayne is his work mate

That's men for you, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!!!

yes you can, you just have to make it look like an accident.

Or say your 10yr old son did it!

I don't have a 10 year old son, could i blame it on my 7 year old?

yup, 7 is good, below the age of responsibility or whatever it's called. Sorted!

I was thinking "Oooh, he tripped and fell onto the pencil that DD left pointing up at an odd angle (she does tend to do that)"...

Don't I get some sort of diminished responsibility through pregnancy hormones?

ds1 left his skateboard at the top of the stairs and, whoops, dh went headlong, all the way down?????

I think it's actually encouraged flamesparrow!!

Of course, you'd have to sharpen the shit out of the pencil in the first place, but i could manage that!!

£12.99 beth!!

Flamesparrow - so when your dh comes home and find you huddled over a pencil sharpener, a wild gleam in your eye and muttering darkly to yourself d'you think he might reconsider his plans!!!!!

LOL at the thought of flamesparrow "huddled over a pencil sharpener"!!!!!

Saw sense, and cancelled

And that was without pencil sharpening....