Newbie what "Mumsnet rules" do I need to know?.

[kerrymucklowe2020]

Hi
Just joined. Are there any "rules" I need to be aware of?

Never leave washing hanging up outside, it gets 'darked' on and something to do with spider willies.

Stop using 'fuck' it's so unintelligent

Are you on glue? Is also an appropriate response.

Stop using 'fuck' it's so unintelligent

Fucking research indicates that those bastards with a wider fecking range of profane vocabulary are more intelligent than the average cockwomble.

I'm a shit-eating genius :-)

I suggest the following phrases as 'cut out and keep' standard responses to every thread that will keep you well within MN etiquette:
Why are you on here if you don't have kids?
Go on a spa weekend hun
Your bubs your rules
Have you tried cancelling the cheque?
Boob the baby to sleep
Leave the bastard
It's 'they're' not 'their'

And the model of exemplar MN good behaviour is to start a thread every two weeks about the frequency of your towel/bed cloth washing frequency. You are no longer permitted to post unless you do this every two weeks. The person who washes linen most frequently is allowed one weeks leniency.

Your bubs your rules

That one is definitely “the other place”. Not here.

@ArriettyJones Yep.. that was kind of the point!

Really enjoying the classics!

Is there a conspiracy theories thread?

kerrymucklowe2020

Is there a conspiracy theories thread?///

I want to see this.
My sisters friend recently sent her the most appalling conspiracy rubbish about Covid. While my sisters dad is in hospital dying. She was really pissed off about it, quite rightly. I can’t understand how stupid some people are. This woman who sent the nonsense has a Law degree ffs.

This is the offending email-

Here is some inside info you won't hear on the news:

This morning, at 4:30AM, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was served a criminal indictment by the US for corporate & financial crimes. Media owners were instructed to historically brainwash everyone that PM has Corona Virus with his wife and that they wont be leaving their house for a while.

Tom Hanks was arrested 48hrs ago for Pedophilia and he is currently being kept in a Hotel room in Australia refusing to fly back to USA. Next celebrity arrests will be Celion Dion, Madonna, Charley Barkley, Kevin Spacey - all will claim Corona virus infections.

Italy's airports have been completely shut down as over 80 of Vatican and financial officials have been served same criminal indictments for financial crime, pedophilia, child trafficking and sex abuse.

United Emirates have completed mass arrests of their own Royal Family & affiliates.

Convicted Hollywood rapist Harvey Weinstein agreed to a deal in exchange for his testimony against hundreds of top Hollywood celebrities and their involvement in the drug business, pedophilia and child trafficking. Instead of 55 year sentence, he only received 23y sentence. In exchange, he provided testimonies against some of the biggest & most powerful names including Prince Andrew of UK, former president Bill Clinton, former vice president Joe Biden, Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen DeGenerous, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steven Spielberg, Podesta, NXIVM and PIZZAGATE sex trafficking clubs, and hundreds of more who all were directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein. In exchange of Jeffrey Epstein's testimony, he was allowed to make a deal and have his suicide in prison faked.

CEOs of some major world corporations have been indicted/arrested and some forced to resign all in the last 30-60 days, such as CEO of NBA, Harley Davidson, Gates Foundation, Intel, McDonald's, Cesar Awards, Vatican Chief of Police, Disney..etc Approximately 700-800 mo

I was absolutely disgusted.

What is not a Conspiracy Theory however is that Health Minister Matt Hancock is trialing a tracking app called Carbyne 911, a few U.K. police forces are trailing its citizen monitoring capabilities. CARBYNE 911 is a company set up by Jeffery Epstein and his friend Barak. Now major shares have been sold to a Chinese firm involved in the Chinese oppressive citizen monitoring scheme. Other investors include Erik Prince of controversial private security firm Blackwater. It accesses you phone data and camera feed, can triangulate your location using local devices such as car computers or fire alarms.

Google Carbyne 911, Jeffery Epstein and multiple articles about it come up. The app was banned in France because of privacy concerns.

Epstein bankrolled a considerable part of Barak's investment in a startup called Reporty Homeland Security ■ Barak: These are private investments, it wouldn't be proper to expose details

Gidi Weitz
11.07.2019 | 23:22
The American billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein, a registered sex offender who was arrested this week on new sex-trafficking charges involving underage girls, partnered with former Prime Minister Ehud Barak to invest in the former prime minister’s startup.
In 2015 Barak set up a limited partnership, in which he is the sole shareholder. That company invested in Reporty Homeland Security, established in 2014, becoming a major shareholder. Last year Reporty changed its name to Carbyne. The company develops call-handling and identification capabilities for emergency response services.
Barak is the chairman of Carbyne and according to reports by business media outlets, his personal investment in the company totals millions of dollars in it. Haaretz has learned that Epstein financed a considerable part of the investment, thus becoming a partner in the project.
One of the company’s directors is Pinchas Buchris, the director general of the Defense Ministry during Barak’s tenure as defense minister. Buchris encouraged the former prime minister to invest in the company.
“Barak brought the money and as far as I’m concerned it’s his. I don’t know Epstein and haven’t met him,” Buchris told Haaretz.
“I saw the business opportunity and registered a partnership in my One of the company’s directors is Pinchas Buchris, the director general of the Defense Ministry during Barak’s tenure as defense minister. Buchris encouraged the former prime minister to invest in the company.
“Barak brought the money and as far as I’m concerned it’s his. I don’t know Epstein and haven’t met him,” Buchris told Haaretz.
“I saw the business opportunity and registered a partnership in my control in Israel. A small number of people I know invest in it,” Barak said in a statement to Haaretz. “Since these are private investments, it wouldn’t be proper or right for me to expose the investors’ details.”

Barak was photographed by the press going into Epstein’s NY apartment at the same time as many young “models”. And was a regular visitor according to the buildings residents.
I’m not really keen on this company having access to mine and my kids phone camera, laptop camera feed, nhs records and location data.

Oh OP, don't ever admit you panic bought food or toilet rolls when this all kicked off.

Vegetarianism and homeschooling are extremely contentious subjects.

People have strong opinions about Zoflora.

Meghan Markle is literally Satan.