Hello - I'm new!

[fattyfattytoadgirl]

Hello All

I have just opened an account. Having trouble updating my Profile Page though, as it won't seem to save.

So, as a brief outline, I'm late 40s, married to second DH (actually first one wasn't so D hence he became my ex - but you know what I mean!). Have a chronic illness. No children. Used to be tall and skinny - am now tall and obese. Need to work on that!

Welcome to MN. Zombie hopes you like swearing and Zombies.

Thanks, Zombie!

I think I am a good swearer and, although I don't know much about Zombies, you certainly seem nice

Welcome to mn

Hello, welcome. Have a read and dive right in

Hello!

Hi fattyfattytoadgirl,

Welcome!

Hope you enjoy the chat

Ok here's the rules:

Never type when drunk
Don't feed the trolls
Never ever ever Google anything you hear about on a thread.

Thanks, All!

Just realised I can't post about SEX for a whole 90 days here. Kept looking for the Message Box.

Amazed!

There's a very good reason for that!

My thoughts on MPs will have to remain unshared then