How about a 'Your best misheard song lyrics' thread

[grouchyoscar]

Probably been done to death before but it's good fun

So for all those moments of 'Belezbub has a devil for a sideboard' I'll start with

Alanis Morrisette - You Oughta Know

'And I'm here to remind you of that cross eyed bear that you sent to me'

Spraying sheep on my tv screen (going underground)

Miss hearing from the ultimate 7" single..from Queens Bohemain Rhapsody, a friend thought they were singing in the opera bit, "Spare him his life from this one-sauage tea."

Just heard Jimi Hendrix on the radio
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

another vote here for the young girl with eyes like potatoes - I used to really feel for her, poor thing - put my own insecurities about my looks into perspective...

DP teased me for ages becuase i was singing the 'Fireman Sam' theme tune and i always tought it was 'and his engines QUITE clean' dp thought it was hilarious and corrected me that it is actually 'and his engines BRIGHT and CLEAN'.

Not particuarly funny but i felt pretty damn stoopid!

Mamaoliver - i thought it was Cherry Chapstick? i may be wrong!

i did the 'Devil for a sideboard' one in Queen aswell for years!

My BIL also has some funny mishearing not on sings but sayings.

He thinks its - Finders keepers, loosers sweepers!

and

If your names not DAN your not coming in!

Elton John, I want to kiss the bride
I heard: I wanna kinder surprise

It's Chery Chaptick

Says I who has been singing the new pussycat song with the lyrics "When I grow up I wanna have boobies" when in fact it's "I wanna have groupies"

My friend's mum:
Chaka Khan = shucking corn