miss lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to hell -
o operator, give me number 9
and if you disconnect me I will kick you in behind -
the fridgerator there was a piece of glass
miss lucy sat upon it
and broke her little ass -
k me no more questions
tell me no more lies
miss lucy sat in the bathtub
with 40 naked guys!