If I was your girlfriend...

[LadyMetroland]

Would you let me dress you?
I mean, help you pick out your clothes
Before we go out

Eh??

No. Am quite capable of dressing myself. And that includes picking out my clothes.

I love Prince!

I love him too but as I said before, I can dress myself!

He would be a good shag, vertically challenged or not

Now, I have to think of my favourite.

How come you dont call me, anymore?

Hey, I aint got no money
But honey, I'm rich on personality