Live web-chat with Tony Parsons, 9pm-10pm, 6 October

[rachel(mumsnet)]

Columnist and author Tony Parsons will be joining us here on Monday 6th October from 9-10pm for a live chat. Tony's sixth novel, 'My Favourite Wife' has just been published and is described by The Independent as 'a much bigger, more ambitious book' than million-selling 'Man and Boy'. If you can't make the chat you can post your questions in advance here.
Hope to see you here on Monday.

LOL@ asking Nick Hornby about ToPa

Put your tits away MP you tart.

Oh there are my nipples

xxxx(.)(.)xxxx

do you reckon WW?

Don't think any of mine woudl wnat to even though I have read to them!

mnhq can we pleaseeeeeee have tony hawkes the writer on next, he might be willing as he was plugging his book on the wrightstuff this am.

I'm sure there's something you can do with OX or something to make it mean anal sex or a cats arsehole or something,

He could stay a bit longer - he's going to be bouncing off the walls for the next few hours after all that Red Bull.

Will you be asking him about skateboarding BIGwads?

Can we have Chesney Hawkes? He's the one and only, you know.

well done Tony it could have been a whole lot worse for you, we we're all pretty kind really

Ahhh. I think he was very gracious. I'm going to buy his new book as a protest against all of you that were so mean.

Goodnight xxxxxOOOOOOxxxxxxOOOOOxxx

oh bollocks I tried to namechange to nick hornby but someone has it already.

I bet mumsnet HQ have bagged all the authors names

That man can type faster than I read
He didn't answer my question, though, and it was a big open plug for his book.

He wasn't bloody gracious, he's an arselicker, unless things aren't going his way!

This is available though

omg! minky's been deleted!

Don;t worry, it is indelibly imprinted on my memory, minky.

I thought Tony became rather charmless towards the end what with his uncouth concentration on mp's tits and refusal to answer my perfectly polite question.

bran, no i actually really want to hear about his life Philosophy.
i think he would be up for it.

what do you think.

can someone call his agent please?

this is as close as I can get.

Message withdrawn

What about NHornby?

Is NickHorny available?

think I might stay like this for a while

Oi Mumsnet!! I totally disagree with you deleting my post. What is this? He came on here to boost his ego and punt his poxy book! You never said we had to be polite to him!! Please explain why!

BIGwads - the Christopher Hutchins q was because you were new today, you seemed to know Tony, he sadi soemething about Dickwads and then CH appeared on this thread saying You found me out old chum or summink.

Also you said you had four children on earlier thread and on here ypu say you have one.

My troll dar is stuck on, so sorry if I offend.