Crap Tips

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

'Things to do with...plastic cd cases. Save lots and paint them with letters for a giant scrabble board'

This handy tip was in last weeks Pick me Up magazine. Why!? and What!?

Share some please, real or made up. I need cheering up.

I want Teresa Cornwall from Norwich to come and decorate my DS's room, how shite is that!

Instead of using a microwave to defrost food, get into the habit of defrosting your food by putting it in the fridge the night before you need it. It'll save you from having to use the microwave and, as it defrosts overnight, it'll help to keep your fridge cold and reduce its power consumption.

Soup dragon if you look really carefully you can see the piss and skid stains in his undies. WTF would any self respecting man allow his DW to photo that let alone send it in to a magazine.

Are there really such things as 'expensive fake tan removal creams'? I wonder HOW she realised that potato worked. Do you think while cooking she looked down at her streaked skin and in despair, grabbed handfuls of potato skins and started grinding them into her luminous flesh?

If i put something in my fridge over night it is still frozen the next day

Maybe i need to 'up' the temp in it

Wow, her DP must be thrilled to appear in print on the toilet...I cant stop laughing now

Why indeed? People are strange.

Oh god the one about the shredded paper in your plants is a good one. So he solves his problem by spreading litter in his garden, nice one mate those bastard slugs won't get the better of you eh!

Radio 4

I love the viz ones. Especially 'Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and
grazes with thin strips of bacon.' Rofl

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Check out this lady on holiday, she's red too.

radio 4???

Radio 4?

Are you hinting that we are all menopausal?

To save money on expensive freezer storage-bags and clips, just snip the top of the bag of food and tie it around the opening. This will keep your freezer food neat and tightly sealed.
Joanne Nadin, Cheshire

Really? So I don't have to dispense all my frozen food into different bags before putting in my freezer then? Who'd have thought it! And there was me, thinking it was slutty keeping the peas in their original Birds Eye bag

That red lady on holiday hangs up her sarongs.

I could never hack books up!

I am too young to be menopausal [young thing emoticon]

Oh god the red lady has 3rd degree burns, she needs a skin graft, pass the bacon!

To keep your potatoes fresh for longer, and to prevent them from going green, place them in the black plastic bags given to you by fashion shops.

Fashion shops?

Ladies don't get rid of those used tampons, give them to your cat to play with, she'll think it's a mouse.

Angela Marriot wraps her friends gifts in her old copies of pick me up. Do you reckon she wipes her arse on newspaper as well?

Darren Woods has nicked Angela Marriots idea, do you reckon he still got his tip money?

PMSl at this thread - it's great. Mumsnet classic.

Black bags from fashion shops! Do you think she regularly shops on Bond Street?

Place Brussel sprouts in rows, in pyramids or in circles around candles, arrange with mistletoe leaves and add berries for contrast.

Wow devil that one is a real find. If anyone is getting married I would defo recommend that, if I went to a celebration and they had that on the tables I don't think I could physically stop myself from ROFL.