How have you devastated your cat today?

[Mabelface]

I've put privacy film on the front room windows and he can't watch the world go by any more. He's sulking.

I allowed a toddler to visit her house.
I wouldn't let her take her nap in the middle of the buffet table.
I made ds go to bed instead of letting him play with them indefinitely.

I have been a cruel, cruel servant today and we are no longer on speaking terms.

I wouldn't let them drink the milk or eat the spiced apple cake after my garden catch up.

They are so disgusted with me and with their standard cat dinners they've put themselves to bed 😂

I have mulched his toilet the flower bed with spiky cuttings from the climbers thus meaning he'll have to go more than 2 feet from his cat flap to do a poo.

Told her to move to the other side of the bed because she was in the way of my feet. If looks could kill.....!

She's pretending she's dead in this picture now. Guilt tripping because she can see the dreamies on my chest of drawers.

I stopped him from biting the dog.

@Inastatus

I stopped him from biting the dog.

This made me snort!

I stayed home this morning and disturbed her when she wanted to be alone. I went out for a walk this afternoon and left her on her own when she wanted company. I just never get it right, she is thinking of sacking me.

I dared to buy her one of those flappy fish toys that also had catmint in it. She runs away from it .

Whatever I've done in the past to him, BoyCat made me suffer the consequences today.

Firstly, he left an enormous , semi-liquid shit in the middle of the conservatory floor. Then, once I'd finished stomping around, swearing, and cleaning it up, and was standing bleary-eyed by the kettle, I noticed he was eyeballing me while crouched in a particular position on my gardening coat.

Bastard was doing the biggest wee in the world, while maintaining eye contact the whole time

I sat in my her chair!

I used one of their plates for my toast because my plates were all in the dishwasher. They have human plates too but heavier and the distinctive ‘clink’ as I took it from the pile of their plates alerted them. I turned from the toaster to see two faces that clearly assumed I would be serving them raw beef or raw chicken or some such delight.

They were seriously unimpressed that they were woken from naps to be treated in this cruel manner.

I washed her paws 😬

"I have dared to sleep in my own bed, this is apparently unacceptable and am currently being hit in the face with the tail of a displeased cat " I hear you fellow cat-slave!😹😹😹

I opened the door to let AlfonsoCat into the garden. He didn't want to go out so he is sulking.

BoyCat had a massive tantrum last night.

I went to catch him for evening curfew (he gets locked in at night for safety reasons). He was in the middle of playing with a terrified mouse he had caught in the neighbours garden. Once I shut him inside, usually he has a snack and goes to sleep, but this time he howled and howled!

I am 99% sure he was shouting, "MY MOUSE! OH MY GOD, WOMAN, WHY HAVE YOU LOCKED ME IN?!"

Mine is sulking because we all dared to go out for the whole day yesterday. She’s too used to constant company during lockdown
She’s got her revenge by puking under the pram just after I got the baby to sleep

FCat was next to me on the sofa and had placed his paw on my arm. After a considerable amount of time, I needed to move my arm. He had one claw hooked on my jumper - he wouldn’t retract his claw, just hopped around in circles whilst glaring at me. It’s obviously my fault that my jumper trapped him 😂

I’ve refused to spend the entire day sitting on the couch so she can sit on my lap. My punishment is her meowing loudly in my face.

I threw the THREE dead mice away that he kindly brought me.

I went to work and left Dcat at home alone. When I got back she was sitting in my favourite cushion and would not move.

Can cats actually make themselves sick at will? I’ve often wondered.

@toffeebutterpopcorn

Can cats actually make themselves sick at will? I’ve often wondered.

Absolutely yes.

His Lorship does this regularly when meals are not deemed to be of sufficient quality or are just not what we wanted. He wolfs the lot and then roams around seeking the best places (we have hard floors so any rugs, cushions, throws) to vomit over at will..

It is his most unattractive trait.

Good job he is a devastatingly handsome beast and incredibly loving the rest of the time.

They must have no gag reflex at all. Unless they stick their little paws down their throats...

I shut the back door. After she'd come inside of her own accord.