I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

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But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

(Obligatory Mumsnet diagram provided)

The costume is wonderful! What a story you will have to tell your future children about The Day You Met Their Father

You’re going as a Unicorn? Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more awesome - fans herself with the excitement of it all.

For reference, I'm not a fan of Unicorns but found the costume hilarious and the party is "Fantasy themed"...

Still no update, and the light is fading

Re. Darkness

Claim you can smell gas near the junction.

Gas company rock up, floodlight area to work.

Obviously need to fake smell of gas....

Placemark! As mum of twins a special place in hell is reserved for people who park on pavements.

What are they waiting for ? On those police tv programmes they automatically tox for no tax/insurance

Unicorn is perfect for the thread though! It has been a bit of sparkle on an otherwise grey Sat aft

Hmm, even I have run out of excuses for CF now. That puppy should have been rescued long ago. I may need to look again to tow truck man.

Say the smell of gas is coming from the Cuntily Parked Car!!!

OP you cannot go to the party - you realise that, right?

Contact the local press.
They live for shit like this...... all very “Angry People in Local Newspapers”

Not place marking. No. Not I.

Oh my word... This is the best thread EVER!

Ok, but it'll have to be the kind of unicorn that doesn't attract too much attention lurking on street corners.

OMFG. All this treasure. A generously sharing OP. CF Parking Wanker (unless totally exonerating circumstances and gorgeous. And male, straight and available) Heavenly diagrams, class biscuits. A mystery Shouting Man, Pickle Officer, offers of marriage from PPs and now A UNICORN. Either I'm tripping or MN has reached new heights of lushness

I'd leave a note on their window

Angry male neighbour - was he saying that cars in general cause a problem by parking there a lot, or that specific car parks there a lot?

Perhaps your mum will take over the spying duties when she arrives with the prescription. Do you have walkie talkies?

Depending on where you live I’ve got a double mountain buggy. I’ve specially adapted it with drill bits and jigsaw saw blades along either side especially for effrontery of this nature.

Think mothercare meets Saw

Snot - unicorn in camouflage rocks!

And am now getting advert with a unicorn on it at bottom of thread

You're going to have to go out there once you're in your costume and get the Pickle Officers back.

Why have they just left it there? They were doing so well.

Has CF STILL not returned? I am
Failing to understand how someone could leave their car parked like this, on a corner for more than 30
Seconds. Do you live near shops?

Please go out in your fabulous new outfit, whilst shouting 'neighbourhood watch!' through a homemade paper megaphone...

(Love this thread!)

I'm LITERALLY a stone's throw from Staffordshire and it is getting quite dark.

Forgot to write 'prance and gallop along the curbs, in a Miranda Hart style'

Am fighting back slight panic attack with the thought that, the OP will dress like Sparkly Unicorn and leave us all, or it will be too dark for photos of tow truck and handsome driver, or pickle officers have let us down and no tow truck has been ordered.
Please tell me it's all going to be fine!