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OMG .. Jon Ronson's speaking voice ..

551 replies

Twiglett · 20/01/2007 16:45

NOT what I imagined at all

just seen a strange ad on More4 with him in it

he sounds so drippy

oh gawd I'm not going to enjoy his columns any more now, cos I'll hear the weedy crappy voice

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Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:05

oh i was so JEALOUS when i was a teenager hearing victoria coren on loose ends with ned sherrin. i think those corens are okay in print though. although giles not good on tv. too gulpy.

HedTwigg · 15/07/2007 22:06

teeth grinding at 'can I get' .. yes

but my teeth would also grind at 'can I have'

it's 'May I have...'

arrrgghhhh

EffiePerine · 15/07/2007 22:07

But they are so pointless

and that Victoria Coren has a smug face

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:07

oh and the linklaters and massies and the rifkinds... (scottish journalism references)

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:08

and the fucking douglas-homes.

EffiePerine · 15/07/2007 22:09

Is muttering 'Coffee. Large' OK then?

HedTwigg · 15/07/2007 22:10

oh yes, that's fine .. particularly when growled in a distracted or imperious manner

they are after all serving staff

FluffyMummy123 · 15/07/2007 22:11

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margoandjerry · 15/07/2007 22:11

Fair 'nuff HedTwigg. "May I have.." forthwith.

Not a fan of Giles Coren - particularly because of his nonsensical ranting about fat people "who should take responsibility for themselves"...like him and his career I guess.

I exempt Louis Theroux from this general disdain, because I love him. And also because Paul Theroux's books are among the most unpleasant and boring I have ever come across so I can't believe that connection did him that many favours.

EffiePerine · 15/07/2007 22:12

On the other hand, Rebecca Tyrrel no longer has that column in the Torygraph

FluffyMummy123 · 15/07/2007 22:12

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EffiePerine · 15/07/2007 22:13

I'll stick to barking then

southeastastra · 15/07/2007 22:13

does he make a living out of this?

EffiePerine · 15/07/2007 22:14

Sadly nothing as useful

GrimoireThief · 15/07/2007 22:15

God yes. Colette D-H. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Stop. Just stop.

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:16

i think she might be evil, bookthief. no joke.

Sobernow · 15/07/2007 22:17

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southeastastra · 15/07/2007 22:20

lew grade

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:20

louis theroux's brother is a dish and made a rather good doc about Russia. i too exempt the therouxs from any further discussion.

you know hester/elaine is a journo too, don't you, indeed she was working at Time Out when i and a thousand others wrote to complain about the departure of Victor Lewis-Smith. later the Metro.
don't know where she's working now. probably the daily mail.

ruty · 15/07/2007 22:27

I find Louis Theroux snide and bullying.

But Shirley Williams is great! [and also an old school friend of my mum's - my mum is OLD.]

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 22:31

i think he's been through stages, tbh, but he's coming back around.

lol at shirley williams, her mum was a pal of my gran's. she is exempt.

mozhe · 15/07/2007 23:34

Sidelines and pontificating must be easy place to earn a crust.......
Not like psychiatric out-patients I imagine....
Where is Anna ? has she turned up again ? Or still in a huff....
I want her help with getting DSs into Lycee in NY.......Has anyone seen her ?

Quiddaitch · 15/07/2007 23:39

haven't seen her. i see you're doing your best to start a WOHM vs SAHM debate on the other journalism thread, perhaps that will prove tempting? thing is, no-one's biting cos of tristan. that cute kid's ruining your hard-nosed rep, man...
how's he doing, is he getting bigger by the day? i do hope so. have you been holding him yet?

mozhe · 15/07/2007 23:55

Not I Quiddaitch !!....start a WOHMvs.SAHM........but you've got to agree if she was going to work she wouldn't be so pissed off.....I am looking forward to monday !! Tristan is doing well...but slowly...we tickle his feet to wake him up now...he is officially a baby who sleeps too much

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