Oh ffs, if my dog were on AIBU this would be the scene right now.

[SatansLittleHelper2]

AIBU ??

I'd just finished taking a drink from the toilet bowl when I smelt something tasty in.the bathroom bin.

What could I do other than nose it out the door so it rolled down the stairs (( my preferred method of bin opening )) and there amongst the usual fluff was a blood soaked, tasty morsel.

IMO in thinking my human over reacted ?? Was there really any need to chase me round the house screeching and yelling at human number 2 (( number 2 because he doesnt keep treats in his pocket ))' the string, the.fucking string, the stupid idiot has a.fucking tampon string hanging out of its mouth, don't just sit there'

After snatching my snack away owner is now upstairs making an awful racket in the bathroom. AIBU in thinking this is emotional abuse and completely unreasonable ? I really don't see what all the fuss is about. 🐕

Yanbu

My human doesn't seem to understand that I need my water bowl to be right in front of me if I am to drink out of it. If I have moved away from the water bowl I can't be expected to remember where it is. She says it's always in the 'same bloody place' but she's clearly wrong because sometimes it's 1mm to the left. Anyways I much prefer stagnant brown water from the old sandpit. She seems to think IABU for doing a pathetic whining noise repeatedly and frequently to be let out in the garden to have a drink. Why the fuck does she think I'd want to drink tap water when the stuff outside has added bugs and flora and fauna? Anyways to serve her right I gulp as much as I can at a time, come inside, vomit all over the place, walk through the vomit then start whining to be let out again. IANBU!!!! She even goes so far as to empty the sandpit occasionally!!!!

OK... i humped one tree...yes, it was weird and yes, i ended up with a splinter in my willy, and yes apparently emergency treatment is expensive at the V.E.T....but did they really need to cut my balls off? or AIBU?