My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

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What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

Fill the fridge with breast milk in squishy sterile bags.

And more courgette cocks.

If you tip or move a fridge which is switched on, you can force oil up the screw of the compressor. If the fridge is kept switched on with oil in the compressor, it will become knackered and will not keep temperature even though there is no visible problem with the fridge.

I don't know why I posted this, I'll just leave it out there .

On another subject, you really need a few more people to have keys to the office. It' ludicrous if you're all waiting around outside unable to do anything because she's still in the supermarket/stuck on a train or whatever. And what happens if she takes time off or is off sick?

Oh I've been involved in fridge wars before. Such fun. You probably have more control over your temper than me though. thankfully I kept my job

Tell us the story then, Umbongo!

A good kick in the flaps!

Love it!!!! Can't stop howling

You've much more patience than me, I'd have dumped her stuff on her desk and growled at her

Ah fridge wars.

One reason I went self-employed.

Never got over someone binning the hummus I'd planned for lunch.

I think it's fine to have lark about on a thread and even say some utterly outrageous things you'd never dream of doing in RL.

Now if you want my professional opinion on the fridge situation, well you'll have to pay for it. Until then larking about it is.

Bloody killjoys

Loving the idea of replacing some of the eggs with hard-boiled ones

Agree about getting more key holders. The fridge hogger is holding you all to ransom. You should all get keys!

Replace food products with realistic replica plastic food!
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I just went apocalyptic. Her desk was right in front of the door to the kitchen and I just stood by the fridge pulling all her shit out and wanging it at her head. She used to make sandwiches for lunch, but instead of making it at home, she would go to the shop and buy all the ingredients every morning and leave them all in the fridge. But she would buy more each morning even when there was still loads lefts. So like 5 half empty jars of sliced pickles, 4 blocks of cheese, 5 open packets of salami etc... It used to stink coz she never wrapped anything up and it would go off and she would just leave it. But if I made sushi for lunch she would take it out the fridge and leave it in the window sill so it went hot.
I just lost it I was so fucked off.

Why would you not confront someone who threw your lunch in the bin? . All the paybacks on this thread sound amusing in the abstract, but Jesus!! She threw your lunch in the fucking bin!
God knows what she'll progress to if she thinks you haven't the balls to even remark on something like that

Can't you all wait at the door one morning then make a group dash for the fridge and get your lunches in there before her? One of you could distract her while the rest get past.

pulling all her shit out and wanging it at her head.

I love it.

People can be such wankers, can't they? She got what was coming to her. Did she mend her ways? or flee the country

she left shortly after thankfully. She was a fucking horrible bitch that everyone hated. HR finally gave her the shove!

Bet she didn't forget you in a hurry.

Why is it that the ones who rubbish at their jobs and selfish about the fridge are one and the same people?

Nobody forgets me in a hurry

I think this is the most outrageous thing I have ever heard on MN. I mean, it's your lunch. Your lunch! I would kill her with my bare hands

Every now and then, I wonder if mumsnet is for me but then I read threads like this and I'm hooked.

I am so glad I don't work in an office. (but glad you do as this thread is great!)

I'd open every pack of her food and remove just a bit- one chop, one sausage, one Kiev etc.

Also, if you're into low level petty annoyance, placing a small piece of sellotape over the mouthpiece of a telephone makes for some amusement