When I get in the bath and it's a bit hot I always

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Sing the end bit of International Playboys. Can't help myself, it just comes out.

Go on then people. Out irrational odd habit that one....

I make horse (raspberry) noises if I am drunk going upstairs.

I sigh when I walk through doors if there is a temperature differential.

Also do Flash Ahh (also Macromedia user)

"Send Ajax out to scour the universe" if we are cleaning.

If I say "I am tired/bored/starving" dp will say "I'm {name}. Pleased to meet you".

He. Is. 46. Ffs.

I sing "upturned plug" (Billy Joel) if I see a plug about to get stood on (it's an Adam and Joe popoppriation)

And if someone asks "did it rain" or "did you have fun" or virtually any did question I reply "nod alllll the time" in the tome in the voice of the little boy from the Turkey Drummers advert (from the 80s)

I work in a hospital and tend to sing usually in my head theres a song for just about everything. Patient names especially, I find myself singing "Come of Eileen" Lots of names rhyme with Joleen, so that one gets used often.
Dh does the Don't call me shirley, and Dd and I sing We built the pyramids and the Bang part.

If anyone asks 'where's my keys?' We all burst into 'where's my keys, where's my phone, where's my keys, where's my phone? Have you ever been in that situation where you lost your keys and your mobile phone'.

Annoys the fuck out of me.

We also have a whippet and whenever anyone asks 'is it a whippet?' Dp has to reply 'whippet, nah mate I bought it'.

Also annoys the fuck out of me lol.

If someone says "Thunder and lightning" I have to sing "very very frightening"

I went on holiday with my DH (then DP) to Bergerac in France, and every time he said Bergerac I started singing the Bergerac theme tune. It's a miracle he stuck around to become my DH tbh.

When I was in Newcastle for the first time I could not stop 'The Fog on the Tyne' going through my head. I may have even hummed a bit

Im a chef, and whenever I'm making or serving mashed potato I sing "mash, ah haaaa, it saves everyone of us!"

Whenever I tell DS1 to 'put your trousers on' I always have to add 'have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house'. He looks at me like

Ha ha in our old house on bin days I'd announce "I have been rudely awaken by the bin man" no matter what I was doing.

When watching Lady and the Tramp, on the song "He's a Tramp" I wait for DH to sing the "bum-ba-bum ruff" bit. I love that bit, I wait for it every time.

I've just realised that when someone says "Wednesday" to me, I always think of the line from Don't Put Your Daughter on the Stage Mrs Worthington, "Wed-niz-day the twenty-third", and sing it in my head, on repeat, for about an hour. It's there now.

If someone says something that is part of a lyric I'll always finish it.

At first I was afraid I'll start up with... I was petrified and then I get looked at strange. I just do it with people I know though, !95 strangers.

ikiboo my Dad does the Shirley thing, too.

Wing me too! Or never a frown, with Gordon Brown quite the opposite

Oh and whenever I heard In The Air Tonight I have to do a big drum bash in the air.

I put the lead line into a lesson on Monday, it was only as I uttered it I realised what I had said;
'Today is gonna be the day'
A number of 15 year olds replied quite correctly.

Re: 'Flash! ah-ahh'
Sometimes I also have 'Flash! I love you, but we only have 24 hours to save the Earth!' In my head too

Whenever Tomasz is doing BBC weather, I have to say, "Boom Schafernaker!"

And I know I'm not the only one.

And we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!

If we're talking about food and somebody mentions cheeseburger, it sets me off to say "cheeseburger! cheeseburger! cheeseburger!" From a (very old) Saturday Night Live sketch.

I still sing the sultans of ping every time I misplace my knitwear

I thought I was the only one Hugo! Always want to ask for 2 pints of raza at the bar as well

.Oh and whenever I heard In The Air Tonight I have to do a big drum bash in the air

Add Simon & Garfunkrls The Boxer to that. I know I'm with normal folk when people air drum the crash.

Oh and I get my drum sticks out for Iggy Pop Passenger to, but I think doing that's compulsory.

(Everyone carries invisible drumsticks don't they?)

If I (or anyone else in earshot) says "you're terrible" I immediately say "Muriel". It was one of the things that bonded me and DP.

He also says the Shirley thing.

I also hum "tikka chance, tikka chance, tikka tikka chance chance" when I see chicken tikka.

Also do the claps to the friends theme music.

Wonder how many posters on this thread also get earworms....

When someone says, "It's nice to see you" I have to say, "To see you nice!"