WIBU to give trick or treaters condoms?

[Ejay1808]

Because that is what Asda substituted in place of my minion sweets!

Blow them up and hand out "balloons"...

Tesco recently sent me 12month+ soppy cups instead sangenic cartridges.... I was a bit

*sippy. Not soppy

that's amazing.

Are they flavoured condoms?

That has to be the best substitution ever, and I speak as one who was subbed fish sauce for fish once...

Unless you ordered minion condoms???

Best substitution EVER !!!!!

I'm always disappointed when I don't get a ridiculous substitution

That's brilliant
This is why I turn substitutes off

You have to wonder who on earth thinks condoms are a good sub for haribo.

Yabvu. My 10 year old would be singularly unimpressed.

How did they decide on that?! Best substitution ever!

if you're buying haribo it's a good sign your at least 2 years too late fir the condoms

There might be a gap in the market for minion condoms! Unfortunately not flavoured - extra large though...

Condoms instead of Halloween sweets?

You need to tell the papers about this. Can you arrange some sadface children in their costumes for the photo?

I've heard about these weird substitutions with online ordering but that takes the biscuit

OP

One substitution I heard of (but about fourth hand) was a toaster for a kettle.

*has to be the best substitution ever^
Yes!!!!!!!

The Tesco website once suggested we bought condoms as they'd ran out of formula milk. It's a bit late for that!

Are you thinking of condoms in the shape/colour of minions or condoms for minions to use?

I am overthinking this!

You have to wonder who on earth thinks condoms are a good sub for haribo.

I think they taste pretty similar, actually...

That's the funniest substitution yet!

That's just fantastic.!

Has to be a candidate for a Daily Fail sad face article and picture, surely!

Ridiculous substitution! I was subbed KY jelly in place of thrush cream once!

It almost beats the octopus for a loaf of bread, but not quite:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tesco-replace-customers-bread-ordered-4208890

That's excellent!.

My best sub was when I ordered a bag of frozen scallops to use in a risotto and received ONE fresh scallop on the half - shell.

What did they think I could do with just one?.

Sternin

I was laughing with one of the delivery drivers once about some weird substitution they'd given me and he said the best that he'd seen was when someone ordered sanitary towels and they substituted it with razor blades