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I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

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Blacklight · 12/02/2015 21:26

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

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Anniegetyourgun · 14/02/2015 08:45

To be fair, MagratsHair, I don't think the OP exactly promised us a dick shot, I think someone suggested he might be going to provide one. It's a bit like when you tell your primary aged children "we'll see" and they later extrapolate it to "but mum, you promised" Grin

ps I don't know about you, but I am not just words on a screen. I've got hands and feet and everything. Probably even boobs somewhere under all these jumpers.

fayyive · 14/02/2015 09:48

Perhaps once OP has shown us how to use the internet, we could repay the favour and show him how to knit Grin

Lweji · 14/02/2015 10:58

Can we not just all write in lemon juice?

Or milk.

So, all that hooha about internet safety was all about encryption? Disappointed.

This is the encryption I work with. What am I saying?
AGTGCAGAT

PacificDogwood · 14/02/2015 11:17

Nobody cares, Lweji Grin

Lweji · 14/02/2015 11:24

I'd hope the OP cared. Wink

Lweji · 14/02/2015 11:25

Wondering what something means?

Also, what is the meaning of life?

PacificDogwood · 14/02/2015 11:34

42 Grin

msrisotto · 14/02/2015 11:43
Think i've got it covered.
LadyWellian · 14/02/2015 12:38

Something about DNA, lweji? (Dimly remembering A-level biology circa 1989...)

Lweji · 14/02/2015 13:00

Yes, there are trials to develop DNA based computers too, so maybe IT people should start learning about it. :)

PacificDogwood · 14/02/2015 13:41

Oh, oh, oh, and don't forget nano technology to make even teenier processors

Lweji · 14/02/2015 13:50

The word was
S A D
AGT GCA GAT
serine alanine aspartate - amino acids coded by the three letter codons

smotheroffive · 14/02/2015 21:15

Missing sense of conscience OP? - thats my question - AND 'does AI need it?'

Clearly not a thought for his fellow humans. Be told will you 'ladies'

He has no apology for his treatment/attitude towards women or arrogance at his declarations that he knows better than everyone else. Lets hope he gets all the satisfaction he needs in life from his relationship with 010101011000111's (yes, Grin at the hardened pile of tissues he expects his DM to clear away )

he has i suspect achieved the exposure he sought, such is the way of goading trolls, its what they feed off.

big fan of TLA's

the encryption debate seems to have scared him off. Well done Grin if so

KellyElly · 14/02/2015 21:49

Has there ever been this many posts on a thread in Internet safety Grin

BuffytheThunderLizard · 14/02/2015 21:54

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Blacklight · 14/02/2015 22:13

Apologise for what? People being overly sensitive to something as innocuous as words on a screen; with no malintent nor ambiguity to mislead in such a direction? No.

What's more, the one comment I made with somewhat of a hidden meaning, not one person has picked up on.

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Lweji · 14/02/2015 22:19

So, playing the oversensitivity card, are we? Grin
Could you be more sexist?

BuffytheThunderLizard · 14/02/2015 22:24

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 14/02/2015 22:26

:o

And so the goady fucker continues goady postings.

We probably all have our periods. I hear you can sync them through the interweb these days, it's everso convenient.

I have learnt an awful lot from this thread. Funnily enough, none of it from the OP.

Opopanax · 14/02/2015 22:27

As you came back with a sock puppet to defend yourself when called on your completely inappropriate OP, I hardly think you are the person who should be complaining about other people being overly sensitive!

WereJamming · 14/02/2015 22:32

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 14/02/2015 22:36

I'm going with, "couldn't give less of a shit", Jamming.

Opopanax · 14/02/2015 22:36

I actually do have my period. If anyone wants to sync with me via the interweb, go ahead. I am willing to share my pain.

Opopanax · 14/02/2015 22:37

I'm on Team Couldn't Give A Flying Fuck.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 14/02/2015 22:37

Opo, I'm sure there's an app for that.

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