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I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

751 replies

Blacklight · 12/02/2015 21:26

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

OP posts:
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Lweji · 12/02/2015 23:55

You haven't asked, OP, because you know it all but here's a clue.

Post on a thread where someone has actually asked a question.

HTH.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 12/02/2015 23:55

GOTO Pumpkin

GiddyOnZackHunt · 12/02/2015 23:56

^^ old hardware so may take a while to compile

Opopanax · 12/02/2015 23:56

TBH, there are probably tons of women on here who are mid-twenties, grew up with the internet and are mothers. And they probably aren't patronising arseholes either.

BoreOfWhabylon · 12/02/2015 23:56

Sorry QueenTilly Blush
I'm such a featherhead - it's all on account of my lady-hormones.
I'm a martyr to them.

Lweji · 12/02/2015 23:56

Pacific. Grin

Kleptronic · 12/02/2015 23:57

10 print I am shattered
20 goto bed

QueenTilly · 13/02/2015 00:00

Tch, grown-ups. Why don't they geddit?

Altnough I need to sleep. I'm too old to be able to stay up all night mocking thread-starters on the internet.

MistressMerryWeather · 13/02/2015 00:19

This is not bullying, it's called having your ass handed too you.

Note to self Blacklight, on a forum of like this a little humility really helps.

Transporter · 13/02/2015 00:24
Hmm

I read the OPs OP as lighthearted. Confused

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 13/02/2015 00:33

So many perplexing threads around. Surely if we are MNetting, which I myself am quite proficient at we are doing just fine with the dreaded 'internet'.

SabrinaMulhollandJjones1984 · 13/02/2015 00:36

I read the answers as lighthearted.

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 00:44

Of course its bullying. Having your ass handed to you is the same damn thing. What? You think your teaching him a lesson.

Ask yourself, how much fun are you having?

grimbletart · 13/02/2015 00:48

I'm a refugee from Gransnet so you would have to explain stuff really really slowly to me OP and type in big black capitals (but not in a shouty way).

I had my very first Mac in 1990 when with orange typeface on a black screen. It was really really pretty (not pink, but as near as).

My DH worked as a systems consultant in 'pooters' in the 1960s when you could go into a room and get lost in the main frame and they would have to send a search party to find you. Man, that was serious shit and the tape made wonderful confetti (not pink either but you can't always have everything).

But what would we know?

YvesJutteau · 13/02/2015 00:50

On the subject of Ada Lovelace, may I point you all at the webcomic (soon to be a trade paperback) The Thrilling Adventures Of Lovelace And Babbage ?

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 00:53

Copied this -

There is no legal definition of bullying.

However, it’s usually defined as behaviour that is:

1.repeated
2.intended to hurt someone either physically or emotionally

  1. often aimed at certain groups, eg because of race, religion, gender or sexual orientation
  1. Yeah. 12 pages so far.
  2. I dont think your trying to make him feel good.
  3. Keep going on about him being a man.

So...

AllYourBase · 13/02/2015 00:56

Make your time.

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 13/02/2015 07:34

So it was a trap.

AnyFucker · 13/02/2015 07:38

iheartu, I hate you too

Have a good day. Do be sure to wear warm socks won't you.

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway · 13/02/2015 07:44

oh come on. Nobody is trying to hurt him. I seriously doubt he's sobbing into his cornflakes right now.

He's not a child. He's an adult. When I was in my mid 20s I was married, with 2 kids and a mortgage.

I knew enough to not walk up to strangers, make assumptions about them and patronise them. I would certainly not assume people knew nothing about something because they were parents or too old to understand modern technology. I would also not be arrogant enough to stand on a box and say hey, here I am, I am an expert, here to help you.

Anyone could reasonably be expected to know and understand that that sort of attitude is going to irritate.

There are a hundred ways he could have posted a thread that would have been genuinely helpful to some people. Or he could have taken time to read the boards and answer specific questions. There are a lot of threads to choose from. Reading them would have quickly told him that yes, there are indeed people who are clueless about tech but there are also people who are highly skilled who are already on the boards, happily answering questions. He chose to rock up and say I'm an actual man here to help you. I'm of the generation that really understands this stuff, unlike you.

If he was unable to see before how the way you present yourself makes all the difference to the way you are received, then he has learned something that hopefully he can use in the future.

PacificDogwood · 13/02/2015 07:44

I read the answers as lighthearted too tbh.

I once started a thread offering unsolicited advice - I had my arse handed to me. Big time.

I am a woman.

Your point, iheartu?

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 07:54

Oh, its just banter.

Its only banter innit. Have a sense of humour. Cheer up love, its not the end of the world.

Get to fuck. Your no better. No better at all.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 13/02/2015 08:02

*you're. HTH.

MrsMinton · 13/02/2015 08:07

Iheartu if you feel this was bullying then report the harassing, threatening or distressing posts to MNHQ. They will delete them.
Personally I think if you start out the way the OP did then you are coming down with a bump.
I've had nothing but help and support on MN, maybe it's in the attitude?

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 13/02/2015 08:17

He's not sobbing into anything.
The 'everything you hate'?
The provocative OP?
The 'thank you for participating' and 'what you hate is you'?

It's a game. He/they/whoever thinks he's set us up and we're all now meant to be looking at ourselves in horror.

Cockwomble.