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What's your best sporn story?

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Ouchbloodyouch · 10/02/2015 23:34

How excited do you get when you see KLAXON? Sometimes you get a few in a week.. sometimes there is a drought! So in order to keep us sporners truly satisfied can we do our ultimate ultimate sporn stories? I've just shared my blackhead story on another thread (TAAT guilt) but this is my best..if it looks familiar its because I have posted it under a different name.
Many years ago I became aware of a very sharp pain on my left side. Between the hip and the buttock. Upon examination there wasn't much to be seen other than something that looked like a teeny pimple. I pierced the top with a sterile needle and nothing happened. Owing to the position of the 'pimple' I had to grab my flesh to bring it to a better viewing position.. well.. as I did that the pressure I applied caused a jet of pus to spew three feet across the room. In an arc! I've never seen the like. After evacuating the pimple I took a hot bath and tried again. Lo and behold it happened again to a lesser extent.
That was it. The best half hour of my life. I've never had anything like it since.
Over to you. .

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 12/02/2015 10:32

Hi all!
Personal favour... could you please stop reporting this for Classics as it's making everyone in the office go 'yack, splaaargh, bleergh' etc when we take a look. We have the message, loud and clear. You don't want this R E V O L T I N G thread to go. Gottit. Wink And yes we have seen the one with the black gloves. Grin

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 12/02/2015 10:51

Or we're mahoosive sporners who are being distracted from work by your 'We can haz puz' stories... Wink

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 12/02/2015 11:20

Ha! Sporners' Corner. Moving to Classics now, chaps...

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