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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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IsabellaofFrance · 06/02/2015 20:02
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imnotwhoyouthinkiam · 06/02/2015 20:03

And further to my previous post. You are like the opposite of my ex.
He once tried to argue withme that the fact dinosaurs are not mentioned in the bible is proof that it's all made up and that God doesn't exist Hmm

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:03

No the skeletons aren't bone anymore because they are fossilised

Berman · 06/02/2015 20:03

Proof of the bad influence of dinosaurs on young children.
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
CADministry · 06/02/2015 20:03

Baddz, it is common for people to claim that petrol is made of liquified dinosaurs. It is not.

It is mostly made of decayed plant matter. Please learn some science before trying to insult people who know what they're talking about.

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Snapespotions · 06/02/2015 20:03

Of course she isn't serious - nobody would disown a sister because of a couple of dinosaur toys!

If the OP was that mad, I imagine the sister might have disowned her first!

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:03

can people just leave the unicorns out of this, they are nowhere near the same as dinosaurs as unicorns actually exist! haha.
you gotta love it!

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:03

can people just leave the unicorns out of this, they are nowhere near the same as dinosaurs as unicorns actually exist! haha.
you gotta love it!

sauvignonblacks · 06/02/2015 20:04

The Facebook group has over 1500 members Hmm

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 20:04

Best thread in ages, thanks OP. Where do you stand on the issue of dragons? Hey, I'm just asking....

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:04

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ChippingInGluggingOn · 06/02/2015 20:04

[Hmm]

Jesus wept is there no end to the bollocks people post?

Love the picture ESD

jimmycrackcornbutidontcare · 06/02/2015 20:04

You sound totally insane.

monkeyfacegrace · 06/02/2015 20:04
Grin

Your link takes you to a 'Christians against dinosaurs' page.

You do realise the irony in your second sentence don't you Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:05

You are so right, OP.

After all, there were no dinosaurs on Noah's Ark.*

I think that tells us all we need to know.

*If there had been any, it would have said so in the bible.

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:05

Petrol is derived from oil, is it not?
You know....which is created over millions of years....?

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:05

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YoullShootYourEyeOut · 06/02/2015 20:05

Gotta love creationists for entertainment.

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:05

liquified dinosaurs
That is very possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on mn.
:)

GratefulHead · 06/02/2015 20:06

God...is it Friday already? Grin

Methe · 06/02/2015 20:06

it is common for people to claim that petrol is made of liquified dinosaurs. It is not.

Is it Hmm

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:06

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GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:06

Putting the madness aside...

Why would it matter if they were made up?! It would make absolutely no difference to my life!

Nocturne123 · 06/02/2015 20:06

Hilarious

Honeydragon · 06/02/2015 20:06

What's your opinion on dragons?

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