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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:43

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CADm1nistry · 06/02/2015 22:44

Notrevealingmyidentity - To be fair I thought Dippy at the natural history museum was real. But he's not. He's a replica.

ALL of them are. The museums will even admit this. They claim that the real thing is in the basement, and you can only see them if you show them your palaeontologist ID card. How convenient.

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 22:44

The shroud of turin is evidence of jeebus.

DixieNormas · 06/02/2015 22:44

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Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:45

I suppose the chinese were also up on that with their dragons and dragon bones?

Also wonders who travelled in time and made the dinosaur footprints that have been known for centuries in Portugal for example.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:45

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BigRedBall · 06/02/2015 22:46

This is my favourite song.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:46

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catzpyjamas · 06/02/2015 22:47

Does anyone else feel like all they do on here lately is play spot the idiot
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_fish_in_a_barrel

CADm1nistry · 06/02/2015 22:47

Enormouse - The shroud of turin is evidence of jeebus.

Don't be ridiculous. It's an admitted fraud. And no physical evidence or lack of physical evidence would do anything to change Jesus's message, and that is the important part.

GnomeDePlume · 06/02/2015 22:48

Barney:

Cleanup, cleanup,
Everybody, everywhere
Cleanup, cleanup
Everybody do your share

I remember asking the nice checkout girl in the Early Learning Centre if that song got on her nerves (it played constantly in the shop). She gave me a glassy stare and twitched. I didnt ask again.

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:49

Do you believe in birds?

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 22:49

im pretty sure barney was a paedophile. ...

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:52

What about the Loch Ness dinosaur? Ah!

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 22:52

So you can believe in Jesus with no evidence at all but dinosaurs……?

Nah. I'll stick to the dinosaurs

Oh and you need qualifications to become a Paleontologist and yet you don't need any to become a pastor.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:53

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BigRedBall · 06/02/2015 22:53

Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 06/02/2015 22:55

Ok SDTG. What do you like to eat, CAD?

And what happened to Dr Carla?

WinkyOrSmiley · 06/02/2015 22:55

Why did you evict the DDs, MNHQ? They were harmless and entertaining.

GothMummy · 06/02/2015 22:59

After an arguement with my husband that has left me feeling miserable this thread and all its hilarity has cheered me right up, thanks!

hufflebottom · 06/02/2015 23:01

I'm loving this thread.

Dd goes to a C of E school and shes been talking about dinosaurs in school.

I talk to her about dinosaurs!

If that makes me a bad parent....then so be it, you can join the queue of however many people think that too.

DM is pissing herself laughing as I'm reading some of the comments out

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2015 23:01

Grin Thesaurus

OTOH, less funny result of snoping

Velocitractor · 06/02/2015 23:02

Thank fuck I'm a tractor and not a raptor. Bloody close call to not ever existing there...

Lweji · 06/02/2015 23:02

What about the Loch Ness dinosaur? Ah!

Oh, shit (or is it s--t?) I forgot it's not a dinosaur, it's a plesiosaurus. Do you believe in those?

By your reasoning nobody should believe in Coelacanth fishes. Until one was found in a fish market...

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