ASBO made me laugh out loud (bit worrying that, on a thread like this)
Being an extremely practical sort, I can usually think of a rational reason for any event I read/hear about, what I've struggled with for the the last 30-odd years is hearing an upstairs loo flushing, when I was the only one in a building.
Oldish detached house in Southampton, pre-war and had been converted to a business premises. Downstairs were offices, a store-room and a cellar; upstairs were store-rooms and the ladies loo.
I worked at the front of the building and the stairs were immediately outside the door from the room I worked in. Not many employees in this business, 4 x women who all worked in the offices at the back, long with one man and 3 x men at the front. There were also mobile workers, who came into the offices once a day.
One day, I was sat eating my lunch and watching the lunchtime news, when I heard the ladies loo upstairs flush. I thought this was odd, as I was sure, I'd seen all the girls go out for lunch but assumed one of them had stayed in. Shortly after, all 4 of them came back in the front door. I ran up the stairs, looked in every room, nobody in any. Went to the back-offices, asked them all and they all said they'd all been out together.
When I explained why, I then got lots of freaky tales; how one of the managers had been working on one evening after we'd all left, heard somebody upstairs, thought it was the other manager and had called out to him, put his foot on the first step to go upstairs and felt all the hairs stand up on his neck. He ran back to his office, got his coat and bolted.
The other manager had been passing one Sunday and decided to pop in and ust the loo. His wife was with him and he'd just got into the gents, locked the door (weird I know) when his wife screamed. He ran out and she was having a fit, insisting that there was 'something' in the house with them.
One of the mobile workers, arrived early one morning, first one there and as he drove into the car-park at the front, saw a little girl looking at him from the upstairs store-room window. Another mobile bod had left after 2 x weeks because he was so freaked out by the atmosphere.
I can't work out why I heard the loo flush; not next to another building; only the two loos in the building; only me in the building and they were bog-standard, close-coupled toilets. I've just checked on Googlemaps Street View, to see if there's a girl's face looking out of an upstairs window but the house isn't there now, lots of demolition and re-building in that part of So'ton.
Reading about the 'fabric of space' and how celestial bodies, 'sit on' and 'distort' this fabric, might account for sounds and lights arriving at odd times, out of kilter with real-time events. I bloody hope so anyway.