MN Topics - change a letter (or two)

[TalcAndTurnips]

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.





I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.

[CelticPromise]

Spatial greed- property porn thread.

[ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy]

Slight Stuff - for all those threads

^^ I want this one for real!

[ABlandAndDeadlyCourtesy]

Blistery club - to discuss foot problems arising given lack of sandal guidance from Stile and Beefy.

[BlackeyedSusan]

festering topic for sporners

Loan parents for swapping annoying pils/dps

cobs (£50 fee) expensive E Mids caterers

home wed weddings on the cheap.

faking when friday night doesn't go so well

Grans nets thread for comparing whitening products to get those curtains clean and twitching

longhail for unusual weather phenonema

[TalcAndTurnips]

Antenatal vests/choices - Find where to get flared ones that will go over your bump.

Farting/5:2 diet - Discussions revolving around the 5 cans-of-beans:2 curry-a-day diet that is all the rage amongst flatulence fans.

Have you been this? - Topic for MNers who think they might have had a past life.

The Great Outdoers - Thread for annoying bastards whose house/car/child/holiday is definitely better than anything you've got.

Pens - You remember - those things you used to write with before you got addicted to MN. Lively fountain/ball/quill chat.

[Salmotrutta]

Cunning Slinguists - for devotees of attachment parenting

[littlewhitebag]

Fannies All things fanjo related

[littlewhitebag]

Regal matters. Where royal bashing is obligatory.

[Lweji]

What wouldn't you do?

For those wishing to make sure they cover all bases.

[Lweji]

adult friction

Not what you're thinking. About fraught exchanges between adults. A cross between relationships and AIBU.

brook of the month
where people nominate brooks, other people visit them for a month and publish reviews.

cook of the month
People discuss a nominated recipe that they must try for a month, to perfection, while driving their family to insanity and the local take-away

[CelticPromise]

Cobs

[Lweji]

Studded parents
for parents who have piercings.
As in "my dd's long hair keeps getting caught on my belly button piercing. Should I cut it?-the hair"

[Wickeddevil]

Celtic beat me to special weeds, though my version wasn't gardening!

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

ARF at Have You Been This

[AndIFeedEmGunpowder]

The Tacky Room come discuss your toddler's gorgeous spray tan without judgement

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

Methical Living a beverage guide for the Down and Out

[CharlieSierra]

Sight stuff - amusing anecdotes from those who should've gone to Specsavers

[StillFrigginRexManningDay]

Dorkfest - for the nerds amongst us
Business tart-ups - redecorating your premises
Slumming World - for those who live in not very naice areas

[Mybigfatredwedding]

Have you seen Chris? - A place where you can upload your photos of celebrities called Chris.

Wine flu - where everyone can wallow in their hangovers together.

The Royle Family - for discussions solely about the much loved sitcom.

[Mybigfatredwedding]

In the pews - a discussion forum about church

[BeaglesOfDeathMetal]

Family Panning

Fancy your chances in the goldrush? Why not take the kids?

[SecondRow]

Post-natal clues
Get one here!

[BlackeyedSusan]

ahh beagles that occurred to me last night but could not think of the follow up sentence..

[AmyMumsnet]

Hi all,

Thanks for cheering us up with this! We've moved it to classics.

And can I add...
adult non-diction for the sloppy speakers of Mumsnet.

[AmyMumsnet]

Or maybe we should have moved this to Mirth Announcements where we share all things which have made us laugh.

I'll stop now - promise!