Tell me about the most jaw dropping OMG moment you've ever witnessed...

[AlpacaPicnic]

Because everyone's got a story! And here is mine...

I was on a bus recently, quite a full bus. A wheelchair in the wheelchair space, one lady with a pram (unfoldable I think) in the buggy space. Bus pulled up at a bus stop, where two ladies are waiting with pushchairs, chatting to each other.

One lady gets on, parks her pushchair into the remaining buggy space. The second lady tries to get on, but the bus driver won't let her as the buggy space is now full. She asks the lady with the pram to get off the bus so she can travel with her friend. 'Pram lady' looks at her askance, and says sorry, but she needs to get home. Both pushchair ladies then proceed to loudly and verbally abuse the pram lady for being selfish and not getting off the bus, so they can travel together.

Everyone else on the bus was stunned into silence, the bus driver throws both pushchair ladies off the bus and drives off. Pushchair ladies stand at bus stop yelling and shaking fists at the receding bus!

I've never known so many bus passengers strike up conversation all at once, making sure the 'pram lady' was ok, and generally saying 'what a pair!'

[MegMogandOwlToo]

haggis - my DH saw that tank too! A year or so ago, in Nottingham City Centre.. I thought he'd imagined it!

[spillyobeans]

Also whilst waiting on a pavement with my dog to cross the road, a man was jogging so i moved out of his way, only for him to shout 'oh just take up the whole pavement then you stupid bitch!" I was just like

[spancake]

Christmas parade in town had camels - we were having a look at them in their enclosure whilst they waited their turn when one of them started to do a poo. The man next to us leaned over the barrier and tried to catch the falling poo in his bare hands, when he missed he took his index finger and shoved it up the camels actual arse . Why though???

[Roobix04]

Dp and I used to live in a ground floor flat in a dodgy area and saw a few wtf things.
The worst was when we heard shouting and screaming right outside our bedroom window at about three in the morning. A couple was having an argument and he was being really aggressive. She tried to use her phone and he snatched it off her and smashed it against a wall. Then he hit her and pushed her to the ground. He tried to hit her again and dp leant out the window and shouted hey totally naked the guy looked around but couldn't see us so he picked the poor girl up and chucked her over his shoulder. Luckily he'd only gone a few steps before the police arrived. I'd rang them when he first took her phone.
We later found out she was trying to go home and he didn't want her to. She wasn't going to even press charges but luckily her mum convinced her and they got a restraining order. I felt so bad for her.

[ScorpioMermaid]

went to Italy 7 years ago for a family wedding. We (DH, DD5, DD4, DS2, DS8m and I) arrived in Rome half way through the week via stinky sweaty coach down a slip road. It was really grotty and seedy and SLOW. I sat looking out of the window looking for the hold up and noticed all these truckers turning right into a side street. As I looked closer I noticed absolutely loads of women, obviously prostitutes, walking up and down the road wearing, I'm not kidding, bras, thongs and heels, nothing else. It was so surreal. Our hands shot over our DDs eyes and we stared on like

[CruCru]

I have a nice one. A few years ago I was skiing in Switzerland and noticed that one of the people riding the cable car had his dog with him (nice shaggy thing, suitable for ski resorts). When he got to the top, he strapped his snowboard on and boarded down the slope, with the dog running down the side of the piste. Always thought it was a nice way to exercise a dog.

[OrangeSquashTallGlass]

I was waiting at a bus stop with a crowd of people and there was a homeless man and woman having a sit down and a drink there. Without any warning the woman started doing a huge, long wee (through her clothes while still sitting down). The couple carried on talking to each other and drinking. It went on and on and on. We all took a couple of steps away from the river of wee, averted our eyes and pretended nothing was happening. Not that she seemed bothered by our company! Luckily the bus turned up soon after.

As I was getting on the bus he was trying to convince her to go somewhere but she refused, saying she was all wet. He replied "ach, you'll dry" and that seemed to convince her!

I can't sit down at bus stops now, just incase I'm sitting in old wee!!

[Collaborate]

Around 20+ years ago in Nice for the weekend we had lunch at Le Chantecler restaurant (v v posh). I had my back to this other table, so DW related all this to me.

A couple of elderly people brought their lap dog (in a bag) to the meal. We guessed they may have been living at the hotel, or at least regulars.

Between courses the waiter comes round with a knife to scrape the crumbs from your table. This other diner stops the waiter, picks up the dog from the bag, and uses the dog as a hoover to lick the crumbs from the table.

There was no sign of Basil Fawlty.

[Fannycraddock79]

We were I. New Zealand a few years ago and had a 'spaceship' camper an (think modified Renault espace'. I'm not sure why but dh had walked into the front near the beach but I was lying in the bed but reading. Looked up and saw shifty looking nan cycle up the road, stop next to a lamppost, look around (double shifty), didn't see anyone as I was lying down. He shinned up the lamppost and I swear to god had sex with it, climbed back down and cycled off. Sometimes I wonder if I dreamt it but I know I didn't. Couldn't get my camera out quick enough to get evidence but I was

[Potatoface2]

op....i know this is yonks ago but im aghast you called the two trying to get on the bus 'ladies' lol

[Potatoface2]

ive recently been to Formentera....sat on the lovely beach, 32 degree heat...was beautiful...lots of expensive motor boats and yachts floating about...saw a couple in their boat get as close as they could to the beach in their spiffy boat, they took their clothes off, got in the water and walked to the beach, the woman holding her clothes and bag above her head, he carried nothing....they got to the beach STARK NAKED....she proceeded to put shorts and a t shirt on....he stood their completely starkers waiting for her, then they walked up the beach to a restaurants.....loads of children about, people staring...him flopping all about!.....and he was about 70!!

[Genx77]

I have 2. The first is when i was a teenagersittjnv in the town square waitjng to meet a friend. An elderly gentleman sat on the bench next to me, reached into his pocket and started sprinkling birdseed on the ground. After a few minutes he'd gathered a rather impressive collection of birds around him, he reached down as though to sprinkle more seed but actually grabbed a pigeon, wrung it's neck and put it under his coat. He looked at me, winked, and said 'pigeon pie for tea'!
The second was this year on a return flight home, a couple got on the plane with a baby aged 5-6 months. Just before take off the father produced a small black bottle of liquid, poured some on a spoon and gave it the baby who was asleep within minutes and didn't wake up for 5 hours......

[Piratespoo]

I've told this story before and everyone thought I was making it up...nope...completely true..(it's a bit random to make up?!)

I was getting ready in the morning, putting my make up on in front of my mirror, with my tv on which I am vaguely listening to, some morning itv rubbish. Two women are interviewing someone and then the tv goes silent, I look up at the TV, from putting my make up on, to see no morning TV, but a still picture of the front of my house!! My car on then drive...I am astounded, think wtf? I jump up and look outside my window and there is the Google car, slowly driving past, then my TV goes back to GMTV or whatever it was!

Weird huh!!!

[Potatoface2]

went for my very first job interview when i was 17....went really well, asked when could i start etc.....got up to go and went to shake the interviewers hand and then realised he didnt have a right arm....talk about embarrassing!