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Tell me about the worst dinner party you've ever been to

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IwishIwishIwish · 27/07/2013 11:57

We had friends to dinner last night and despite feeling ill I did my best to do a good meal because my mum brought me up to always treat guests well however hard things may be otherwise.

It set me thinking about meals I've been invited to and then I remembered the horribly embarrassing meal we were invited to at a work colleagues of DP last year. I didn't really know them but we went along. On arrival we were served with a glass of ribena. Unusual I think to myself but I quite like ribena (dp hates it). We stood about politely drinking ribena then were told dinner was ready. In each place was a plate with a piece of toast (most of it cold) and in the middle a packet of tesco value pate not even opened and one knife. The 12 of us carefully shared it out. Hostess then produced an apple each cut into quarters with a slither of cheese followed up by a cup of tea or coffee and that was dinner (served with more ribena).

Maybe I'm just a horrible person but it has to be the worst dinner party I've ever been to! Socialising with friends was lovely but surely a dinner party is as much about the food as the socialising?

DP and I had brought a bottle of wine as had all the other invited couples but all of those were squirreled away by host and not seen again. I don't think they were short on money by the way though you can't always tell by looking so they may have been trying to make the best of a bad situation

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figrus · 27/07/2013 19:57

Another friend had a BBQ for her dh 50th. She asked me to bring a bowl of potato salad, which I dutifully did. I presumed other guests, 60 of them, were bringing salads etc... Another friend brought a cheese cake. She called us for food, buffet style, in another room. There were 20 chicken wings and 10 spare ribs, my salad bowl and the one desert. The first 10 people through filled up their plates, presuming there was more food to come from the BBQ. The next 50 got nothing.

ModreB · 27/07/2013 20:03

Not a dinner party, but a family get together at my DGM's when I was about 13yo. We were waiting for a distant relative to arrive, she had been held up in traffic, after driving about 300 miles, so DGM decided to serve the meal (Roast Beef and all the trimmings) as she didn't want it to spoil. There were about 15 of us there.

Distant Rellie turned up just as we were about to eat, and my DGM realised that she hadn't done her a meal, and all the food was gone ShockBlush

So, while my DUncle delayed had a conversation at the front door with the Distant Rellie, a plate was passed around the table for donations. 1 person gave a spud, one a slice of meat, another a spoonful of veg, and so on, until Distant Rellie had a full plate.Grin

All the while my mad DAunt was screeching "Come in Distant Rellie , come in" until my DGM got so cross with her that she stabbed her hand with a fork, sort of stage shouting whispering "Shut up you stupid cow, shut up until we've got a dinner for her" Grin

Buzzardbird · 27/07/2013 20:08

I had the worst dinner party ever when my guests started a full on screaming argument and left before dessert. I had been up since the crack of sparrow fart creating this masterpiece and was so pissed off I got on MN only to discover a thread by one of my guests blaming it all on her DH (which is certainly wasn't his fault)

ImperialBlether · 27/07/2013 20:08

figrus, hadn't the hosts prepared anything? And had they asked everyone to bring something but some hadn't?

ImperialBlether · 27/07/2013 20:10

You found your own dinner party on MN, Buzzardbird? Did you confront her? Can you link to the thread?

ISeeSmallPeople · 27/07/2013 20:11

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Xiaoxiong · 27/07/2013 20:15

I have a few but the best ones are my parents:

  • v formal dinner with my father's work colleagues, hostess was wife of the big boss and had the maid make the whole meal (this was not in the UK) but made a big deal about how she had actually made the dessert herself - think it was creme caramel or creme brûlée. Served everyone else, bites taken, everyone gulped a bit but trying to impress big boss they try and choke it down. Hostess tries her own, bursts into tears and disappears for the rest of the evening - she had mistaken salt for sugar.
  • dinner hosted by parents, one guest intentionally lit his hair on fire (apparently he thought it would be funny). When doused with wine he snarled at my parents that his shirt was stained and they had ruined the joke Confused
  • dinner hosted by very posh friends of parents (husband is now a baronet but at the time was a waster sent out to HK having failed in London) - my father was given a bottle of champagne to open, managed to rocket the cork straight into forehead of the hostess followed by a jet of champagne that melted her pancake makeup off. She clapped her hands to her face and sprinted off to the loo, where she reapplied her face meticulously and appeared again without a hair out of place. That party apparently ended with some rather dodgy party games (passing champagne bottles between pantyhosed knees etc) but my parents have never elaborated, thank GOD.

And I have one of my own to contribute:

  • dinner with a colleague of mine and her boyfriend who had moved in up the road from us - didn't know her very well and had never met him at all. We went round on a warm summer's evening with a bottle of fizz and a bottle of red, ravenous and ready for a good dinner. When we arrived the house was like an oven - my friend greeted us, seated us in the sauna-like living room with two glasses and our bottle of fizz, and then disappeared for the best part of the next hour. Raised voices were heard through the wall and in our embarrassment we drank our way through the entire bottle Blush so when dinner was finally served we were quite drunk. First course was individual cheese soufflés which were delicious but you could have cut the atmosphere between them with a knife. Nothing offered to drink, not even water, and we were gasping with thirst. Then another 45 min at the table alone while hosts fought in the kitchen again, then we were presented with lamb chops (also delicious) while hosts had plain sausages Confused Still nothing offered to drink - I asked for water, they both disappeared for ages (long enough to wash up a water glass) and finally came back together with a mug of warmish water. The boyfriend was an self-important bore and came out with every Pooterism under the sun.
Buzzardbird · 27/07/2013 20:17

Yes Imperial will search for thread, was last Christmas, not sure if it will still be there...

BerylStreep · 27/07/2013 20:21

Buzzard Did you out yourself by commenting on the thread?

Buzzardbird · 27/07/2013 20:26

I think I resisted the urge to comment if I remember correctly as others were saying what I needed to say and I was in tears ( like a wuss) I am trying to remember her name at the time because she changes it all the time but I can tell when it is her as she has a particular way of writing.

madamecake · 27/07/2013 20:27

Not a dinner party, but a wedding reception. The father of the groom had sadly passed away the year before, and a photo of him was placed on the the top table, which I thought was a nice way to remember him on the day.
However, the photo had its own place setting, and was served not only all four courses of the wedding breakfast, but glasses of wine and champagne for the toast. Was very strange, and a bit sad really.

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 27/07/2013 20:28

Stealth Crisp sarnie and a load of alcohol and I'm happy Grin

auntmargaret · 27/07/2013 20:28

I want to know if Xiao's parents posh friend is Chris Patten?

deleted203 · 27/07/2013 20:31

Grin. It was probably the one where my DS1 (now 19) pooed in the toilet for the first time - and was so proud of it that he fished it out and, for some unknown reason, placed it on a sort of 'pillow' of cotton wool and carried it triumphantly down to the dinner table - whereupon he presented my MIL with the 'ceremonial turd'...

DD1 was shouting, 'Oh dood boy!' and MIL was recoiling in horror, shrieking 'get it away from me'.

I just took another slug of wine and and raised my eyebrows wearily I seem to remember.

currentlyconfuseddotcom · 27/07/2013 20:33

I'd started dating someone at uni but he was older and had graduated and was a little more sophisticated than me, he invited me to a dinner party at his house, I still remember beforehand we went to a wine shop and he was browsing the selection in a way which made me squirm - so we went back to his house and he cracked on with cooking but I drank some red wine which I wasn't used to, I just fell asleep on the sitting room sofa and missed the entire evening. No idea if anyone came into the room and wondered who the sleeping woman was.

I woke up the next day when he came in to rouse me, he had put a blanket over me, and waved food remnants in my direction because it was 8am and I hadn't eaten. I was so embarrassed I never saw him again.

jcscot · 27/07/2013 20:37

We have to do a lot of formal (and informal) entertaining due to my husband's job and have a huge store of dinner party stories. sometimes the entertaining is compulsory (ie: bosses, company colleagues etc) and sometimes it simply fun (having people round because we "owe" them and it's our turn) and sometimes by blackmail (there was a tradition of "gnoming").

The worst one I hosted was a dinner for a group of young men and women about to finish their training course (my husband was on the staff at the training establishment). Please bear in mind that social etiquette is actually part of the course they were on.

Firstly, only one of them sent an acceptance to the invitation although one of the females (three males, two females were invited) left a message on my answering machine an hour before dinner telling me she hoped the food wouldn't be "...fattening as she was on a diet...".

They all arrived together - half an hour late.

Menu was Watercress Soup with homemade sourdough bread, Duck in a whisky and cream sauce, Chocolate and Chestnut Souffle followed by cheese and port etc.

I served the soup and took my seat. Cue one of the male guests expressing surprise that I was joining them for dinner - "Isn't this only for personnel?". Then one of the other male guests took a spoonful of the soup, tilted his spoon to let the soup drip back into the plate proclaiming "What exactly is this?".

One of the females was so quiet that I never heard her utter a word all evening and she didn't even reply when I tried to draw her into conversation. The other female was so loud and abrasive and talked over my head throughout dinner.

Third male guest pinched my backside as I cleared the table after the starter.

During the main course, the male guest who'd expressed surprise at my daring to sit down and eat, proceeded to lecture my husband about his job and correct him on various points he felt were salient and to tell the colleague (and best friend of my husband) who had also been invited that she didn't have a clue about things.

Then he asked my husband about their placements after training - when my husband told him that it would be decided partly on his recommendation, guest said that the trainees had decided that they wanted the list in advance and would "...divvy it up amongst themselves...".

Over dessert, I ventured an opinion on some current affairs topic that was being discussed only to be told by strident female that she was surprised I'd even thought about it - "...isn't it a bit out of your depth?"

By the time they left - we practically threw them out as quickly as was decent - I had smoke coming out of my ears, my husband's colleague was aghast at the thought of working with them and my husband was composing a strongly worded letter to the instructors on their behaviour.

Three of them never bothered with a thank you note (and they never brought a gift) and of the two who did send a note, one addressed it to my husband, thanking him for organising caterers!

On the flip side, we did attend the world's best dinner party during our time at the training establishment. All the staff lived on site and one of the bosses organised a Safari Supper - drinks at one house with one set of guests, starter at another house with a different set of guests, main and dessert as starter and then everyone back to the bosses house for cheese, port and brandy. It was an utterly fabulous evening - not everyone on the staff chose to take part and there were lots of people semi-drunkenly cycling around the patch between houses as they made their way from one course to the next (occasionally knocking on the wrong doors!). It was in our first couple of months there and it was a great way to get to know everyone.

FrauMoose · 27/07/2013 20:41

My parents were rather modest people - and not great cooks - but did feel an effort should be made to put on the style for guests. I'd have been around 8 when there was a visitor for lunch, and the Heinz cream of tomato soup was served with little cubes of fried Hovis.

My father passed the Hovis cubes to our visitor with a great flourish and said, 'Do have some croissants.'

ImperialBlether · 27/07/2013 20:54

jscot that is an incredible story! They had the nerve to think you should just wait on them? I would be furious!

Can you please please give us a hint as to the careers these people would be having?

ImperialBlether · 27/07/2013 20:55

Love the croissants, FrauMoose!

jcscot · 27/07/2013 20:57

Imperial - Army Officers. I believe only one is still serving. I did get my revenge...

currentlyconfuseddotcom · 27/07/2013 20:58

Frau I love your Dad :)

ErrorError · 27/07/2013 21:08

PMSL at "Shut the fuck up Barbara!" Grin

Fluffycloudland77 · 27/07/2013 21:15

"Shutthefuckupbarbara" should surely be a nn on here soon.

FondantNancy · 27/07/2013 21:22

Loving the blue tit ruckus and the 'croissants'! More please...

Oldraver · 27/07/2013 21:28

jscot I live in a developement of seven houses and we had a few Safari partys to get to know one another. At the last one we kept on having to wait for him from no35 and her from no20.....they kept disappearing into his house and would come out together..almost everyone knew what wa sgoing on apart from the wife of no35

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