to go for a walk on my own for 15 minutes and have a good old roll in fox poo before returning home?

[Owllady]

signed
Owllady's dog



is it that time of year again already?

[BooCarriesDogMumsnet]

I live at MNHQ and the funniest thing ever is when Mum (CarrieMumsnet) goes for a meeting, I bark at anyone who goes near her chair.

I hide under the desk and I jump out barking - how dare they sit in her seat - pah!

Anyway, I've moved this to Classics now [woof] [dogbiscuit]

[DramaAlpaca]

Yessss!! First time I've got a post in Classics!!

DramaDogs are very happy too

[Salbertina]

Ditto Albertina'sHond, 'twas MY suggestion! Wags tail VERY proudly!

Anyways, back to poo. Rottweiler or lab?? Think the former myself, the bigger the better and all.

[ruby1234]

Here are some dogs who do other disgusting things....

www.dogshaming.com/

[DramaAlpaca]

It was indeed Salbertina. Great suggestion, & great thread.

[headlesslambrini]

I'm not partial to poo myself but give me the ditch full of stagnant water and I'm in heaven. I then run into the house and jump on the sofa, I just don't understand why all the shouting, it's a great way to get the smell of ditch water plus wet dog odour into the furniture.

headless dog

[Salbertina]

It is SUCH a revolting creature, so uncouth, dirty and smelly. Never properly licks itself and just has no idea of manners. All this poo talk, honestly.

Sal'sFelineNo.1

[LassieGoHome]

You don't roll in poo, you eat it. Then you lick the human, they love it. They don't appreciate it when I copulate with the white fluffy thing attached to their hind paws though, I don't know why, it's not like I can give her any puppies bastards

LassieDog

[starsandunicorns]

Forgot to say that a few years ago the loud teenagers came home with baby kittens i used to clean them and lick there bottoms and when they learnt to use the cat tray i would eat the poo from there too. Though ginger cat was lazy so i would clean him every day untill we moved and they went to live somewhere else. I used to cough up fur balls on my mums bed and once did so in the bed. Happy days stars dafty dog

[MeerkatMerkin]

The small human is potty training at the moment, I love it. He did a poo on the floor the other day, the big human made a face and a strange noise as he showed her he had tried to eat some by retching. He must be mad! I have oft' dreamt of consuming the contents of those fragrant, lovely nappies. Anyway, the big human rushed him up to the bath so I saw my chance - I went and ate that small human poo and it was delicious, even better than horse poo. Big human was unimpressed when she realised I had done this but tbh after small human doing it I think she's used to it, mentioned something about having a glamorous life.

Sincerely, Meerdog

[LassieGoHome]

My humans pup has been house trained for ages now. I feel sad that I didn't take full advantage of their poo at the time. I've asked her to not clear mine away, but she ruffles my fur (I mean, she thinks that's the answer to everything) and clears it away anyway.

LassieDog

[TheseGoToEleven]

For longevity of smell you truly cannot beat being sprayed by a skunk. You have to be careful not to get the spray right in the face though - that stuff burns! Once I got a direct hit right between the eyes; I buried my face in some nearby snow to try and get rid of it!

Sometimes we go out for a walk and I bound around a corner, straight into a skunk. They are about the size of cats, so of course I have to chase it, and then it sprays me.

It is so funny when you come home smelling of skunk. My owner doesn't want to let me in the house because once the smell is in it takes days to get out. She has all kinds of potions that she uses to try and get the smell off me, but they don't work. Even months later you can still smell the skunk in my coat when I get wet!

Eleven's Daft Dog

[Ladame]

Ladame loves it when I get hard bits of grass sticking out of my bum, she dances around making a noise like 'yyeuuuch' I think it is some sort of tribal dance of her people. Then she tries to pull it out slowly so as not to pull poo out with it like last time. She shouldn't worry because I like grassy poo for the fibre. I eat the poo of Georges and Jacques the french cats and I don't think french poo tastes better than english poo I don't know where the french get THAT from.

Ladamedog

[stiffstink]

Hi, I'm Stinkdog.

I eat my own poo, but only when there's carrots in it. Then I puke it up and eat it again.

Stink's sister's dog ate a plastic carrier bag but it didn't go all the way out of his bum. Stink's dad had to catch the dog and stand on the end of the carrier bag so the force of the dog running away pulled the bag out of its bum.

Stink's mum's dog jumped over the fence into the neighbour's garden. They had just had a new baby. They had also just planted something under a tree. They are from a different culture than Stink.

I heard that Stink's mum's dog dug around the bottom of the new tree and found something very delicious. He wolfed it down and looked very pleased with himself. It was something called a placenta, but I don't know what one of those is.

Best wishes,

Stinkdog.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Hi, I'm a new dog and have just discovered fox poo. My owner doesn't know what to do as apparently her old dog ignored fox poo.

I love it - is it available all year round? I think my owner's hoping it isn't.

[Ladame]

VivaLeBeaverdog No I think it is only available when the hot round dogbowl is in the sky, which hasn't been much lately.

I told Georges and Jacques that we are in some words called 'Classics' and they said something that sounded like 'Bertovcairse' They are forrin and nasty cats.

Ladamedog

[VivaLeBeaver]

Thanks, I shall make the most of it while I can then.

VivaLeBeaverDog

[DeepRedBetty]

Hi BeaverDog.

Fox poo is around all year, but seems to be particularly aromatic in early summer.

Enjoy.

BettyPup.

[MyBoysAreFab]

Stinkdog your placenta story wins!

Respect
Fabbyhound

[Atomiksnowflake]

My name is Shirley and i like to climb the dungheap and roll in the manure the farmer next door has spread on his fields.

[Happiestinwellybobs]

I know a dog who ate socks - one day he was trying to poo a sock out, but it wouldn't come out. He got scared by the sock so tried to run away from it.

Unfortunately the poo-covered sock was stuck up his bum and was just flapping all over him, spraying poo everywhere.

His human had to put on rubber gloves and retrieve the sock from his arse

Happiestdog x

[moreyear]

We like duck poo - especially round our neck. It makes us happy. But the water boarding bath that follows makes us sad.

This morning mummy put us out for an ablution stop but it was cold so we came inside. As soon as she shut the door one of us did a big lovely dry crumbly poo on the carpet. What fun.

Love MoreYears dogs.

PS SoupDoggyDog you sound lovely and cheery. We veer more towards the 'full of silent reproach at the dreadfulness of our life' end of the scale.

[Ladame]

Stinkdog I think I wuffs you.

Ladamedog

[lissieloo]

Today I hunted a spider. I stalked it for half an hour, I was like a trained assassin. Then I jumped up, knocked it off the wall and squished it. Then I rolled in it. It was ace. But my human is annoyed because my fur was wet and I got it all over the walls. No bloody gratitude!

LissieDog