To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good luck Twatters, punch that cake!

SHE DIDNT WIPE!

Oh sweet Jeebus that was a speedy shite!

Oh my good god!!! I cannot believe someone actually DID that! I am speeeechless!

Good luck Marm (you are now Marm like Barm because you are the queen of the cake sale)!

Refusing to watch that youtube clip as my first trimester gag reflex won't be able to handle any shit. Speedy or otherwise.

I am now chortling at the image of old lady helping herself to a loo roll t'boot. Thanks TwoPound

Now that would have been funny, and perhaps a newspaper to pass the 2 seconds it took her to release... She must have been touching cloth surely!

Oh Toby, Boke!!!

I LOVE this thread.

Did you know that the French for 'touching cloth' is "J'ai un taupe au guichet" meaning "there's a mole at the checkout"?

It all comes full circle...

It's the ciiiiiircle of shite.

I had wine at lunchtime.

^^ check me out up there^^

There's a mole at the checkout!

I have never punched a cake, to my knowledge but I do love to poke holes in pakaged fruit. The sort that are on a polystyrene tray with plastic over them. I like to see how many I can pop before the assistant spots me.
Unfortunately you don't seem to get that type of packaging so much now .

I have never shook a trifle either. I prefer to go around turning them upside down. idiot

Just back from Lidl and gave a brioche circle a bit of a slap.
Solidarity and all that.

I can't watch that clip, I'll puke. I've already made the mistake of reading another thread about someone getting into a bed full of dog vomit.

Toby, that can't be true about the French for touching cloth, can it?

OOOOOhhhh, looking swish Marm?

There's a whole foods in Glasgow too. My mum loves it.

Seems that they've decided to go on fairly random expansion outside of London. Glasgow is not the obvious next location, distributions-wise.

Noooo its me totally random namechanging regular TwoPoundCharityShopShoes!

Properly pmsl at "mole at the checkout." Here is a turtle head poking.

Ewwww, did the supermarket not have a bathroom? Wtaf?

I just roared at the clips of those doofuses throwing milk.

Halfway through there is a clip of a bloke in Asda throwing gallons around, I had to look really closely as he is the absolute image of my brother. I thjought I discovered a deep dark secret then.

That dirty cow doing a shite. That's probably the MN poo troll right there.

I learned it from Twitter, LadyC, so it must be true.

ooohh...sorry TwoPounds..clearly my brain was engaged trying to memorise the french for turtle-heading

Doesn't make sense - they are all in London apart from two - Cheltenham and Glasgow

Do you have Whole Foods market near you cheeful - seems that they are a lot more widespread in america (well, it's an american store) and are they as fiendishly expensive as they are in the UK?