To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

I have 4 1/2 years before ds starts school. And i have much to learn bwahahahaha

Oh GOD for cushions with Atrocious Cunt embroidered on them in Jane Austen style cross stitch.

Do a poo on it.

I will also give £20 if you punch the cake

Come on marmalade - you have got £60 for cake punching.

Where is she?

What if she has been arrested?

Toby I will bill you for my now ruined computer, I've just spat tea all over it!
My office now think I'm ever more bonkers than normal

It could become a yearly PTA event. A sponsored Lemon Drizzle Cake Punch.

I will up my bid to £30 if you do a poo on it.

I see your £20 and raise you my wedding bunting which is spent all night appliquéing MN approved swear words to.

Make it £80 I'm in

The OP has got form for Cake Assault.

She confessed on a thread some time back that she used to punch those cake sponge things in a plastic case they sell for 99p in Morrisons last week when she was a student.

Arrested? For what? Cakeslaughter? Grievous Bakery Harm?

I luffs a good chocolate cornflake Easter nest cake.. especially if it has mini eggs in it!

If you could tell us where this cake sale is, you would have flocks of MNers fighting over the choc cornflake nests - they would be in high demand indeed!

MrsD read it it's very funny

you have missed out bigtime, MDV. You will pee your pants with laughter.

Can we have "pin the obscene badge on the most annoying PTA mum" competition. I would take a stall at the summer fair if that was on offer.

Is it worth asking why OP used to punch the cake sponges in a plastic case as a student, or is it one of those if you have to ask you will never know things?

lolol at 'if you have to ask you will never know'

I would say (as someone who aches to punch cakes) it is probably just for the sheer joy in seeing a cake with its head kicked in and then having to run away from a shop assistant who is coming over to shout at you.

Same thrill as drawing pictures of dripping willies in school text books.

Oh you will ignore your housework......

I have never drawn a dripping willy in a school book!

Apologies because I'm not too far through the thread but really wanted to put in a request for a pretty apron that says spoony fucker on it.

Good luck today Marmalade.

Honestly, I did want to put my fist into it. Sat there looking at sweaty and sad, like it knew of it's pending rejection.