Weird things your body does, and you wonder if it happens to others too?

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I know Im not the only one.

I cant even be arsed to name change, here goes.

Nervous fanny.

You know when someone falls - hard and cracks their chin or elbow or whatever, my stomach drops, I get a shot of anxiety that shoots through the pit of my stomach down to my fanny. Right in the middle of my fanny I get a horrible feeling of anxiety.

Its only started in the last few years, its really unpleasant. Its like a bolt of aniexty, and I ONLY get it when someone hurts themselves. Wtf is that all about?

Anyway, what weird shit does your body do? Confess.

I think javelin arse is a spasm in your colon. I can't see what else it could be. It is definitely the javelin in my case, I think mushroom cloud bowel is a separate condition.

LittlewavyLines - yes I get the eyeball thing. I assume you are pressing your eyeball onto your retina

I also have the fanjo-belly button nerve link. Makes me shudder if I poke it, and not in a good way

I get cramp in my ribs.. Drives me mental

I cry if someone touchs my bellybutton, it really hurts.

I sometimes think my ear is leaking. I'm convinced there is liquid coming out but there never is.

I get a watery blistery thing right on the gum right at the back of my mouth...it I push it water comes out. I call it a spit bump.

This is brilliant.

I get the enormous swelling fingers sensation.

I get an itch that literally feels like it's in the middle of my head. I guess it's a hayfever thing and it's an itch at the very end of the ear canal or at the back of my nose but it feels like it's in the middle of my brain.

When I see someone attractive I feel it in my toes. Sometimes my toes start telling me I've seen someone attractive before I've actually noticed the person consciously.

Oh and I can't eat walnuts - ow ow tongue hurting. Why are you people eating these shrunken poison devil brains?

This is a bit embarrassing, but when I orgasm my muscles down there sort of spasm and they push some air out of my fanjo

Please tell me this is at least vaguely normal...

Choccy- me too. I had a sequence of three abstract images that I used to dream about over and over when I had a fever. Two were just in sepia tones, and one in colour.

rofl it certainly feels like internal poles.

Yes to watery mouth blisters, yes to eye twitches when tired, yes to balloon hands when ill

(I think finger blisters are maybe herpes/cold sore finger infections?)

Yes BadIdea I get air coming out of my fanny I call it a luff puff.

fanny farts are normal badIdeaGenes

madbanners i was just skim reading before adding 'tingly teeth' to the thread. Mine do this too when i finally get to the loo.

I'm just going to read about swelling tongues to see if its the same as i get.

I love this it makes me feel normal :)

Oh I have the recurring fever dream thing too. Always the same from being a child and I know I am going to wake up sick if I have that dream.

I have a small dimple at the top of my bum crack. Touching it makes me wee. Even if I've just been.

Very useful to know for those last minute midwife appts when you forgot a sample. Bloody inconvenient the rest of the time.

yes finger things are possibly herpes, whitlow (sp?) are herpes too

Ooh i get wet ears too.

Oh my weirdest one, which I haven't had for a while, is what I call "cross over". It feels like the bones inside my foot are overlapping and hurts like hell.

Oh yes I get the wet ears thing as well. And I get twitchy eyes when I'm sleepy. If I open my mouth really wide my jaw dislocates.

Its great when you have a fanny fart the first time you have sex with somebody Tells what sort if bloke/woman they are from their reaction. First time it happened to me DH yelled "Incoming" and ducked.

coco at "Incoming"

I had concussion and told the Dr my ear was leaking. He completely freaked until DH told him I always get it. Poor man thought it was brain fluid.

I have so many of these - so nice to know I'm normal or that I'm in good company of fellow freaks
Does anyone else get a pain in their shoulder after drinking coke or other fizzy drinks?