Why the Friggity Frig <GLARES> didn't anyone, not one of you, think

[Honeydragon]

to tell me what a piece of piss Chicken and Sweetcorn soup is to make! It takes 5 minutes and costs fuck all. I have being buying this stuff you know? With ACTUAL money.

One idle google and 10 minutes later dd and I have a pan full for lunch, it's lovely.

It was bad enough finding out about cleaning washing machines, and Veet to unclog hairy plug holes.... and now you failed to tell me this

Well you horrible lot, what else have you being holding out on, and keeping from me?????

Aah thanks melly, I'll let YOU come and clean my oven :)

No dragon butter though please I'm in a diet

ON a diet, sorry :(

Me, oven clean? Hmmmmm I'm prob not the best choice for that particular job! I have not looked at dragon butter I do not know what you are talking about and am not at all curious

You know you are curious really :)
I don't think anyone should even clean unless they are mobile oven cleaning man who I will happily pay double have sex with pay £30 for a clean oven
I'll even give him a cup of tea from my shiny descaled kettle :)

Want to stay up all night so I don't miss any of the hilarity this thread has brought my way today but really must get some zzzzzzzz's soon.
How though will my dreams evolve, will there be killer frozen tortoises brandishing oven cleaner and tearing open apples whilst demanding I tell them what dragon butter means?! Hmm maybe I should drink some more so I can knock myself out cold

Oooh when did this thread move to classic?
I feel like a celebrity now, being part of it the phrase small things amuse small minds(mine) feels sadly appropriate

Classics, ladies- you are now in classics!

tantrums you seem to be getting fixated on your oven cleaning man there!! Steady on he maybe into dragon butter, banana porn munting for all you know

Thanks SusiaX I've mentioned it to DH and he is contemplating it . We have tried pouring various industrial solutions down there, but not that particular one. Bleach and boiling water -tick, no effect .

OOOh am so excited have never been part of a classics thread before ooh am proud doesn't take much to make me happy am not at all

:) at "I've mentioned it to DH and he is contemplating it"
If I didn't read the rest I would have been quite concerned
....tries desperately to get rid of bizarre sexual rituals and have a nice normal chat

clinks with mellymooks in self self-congratulatory toasting upon our promotion into classics

clinks right back to cutteduppear
Right really must go to bed have to be up early, don't do too much chatting without me I don't want to miss all the fun!!

Please pass the brain bleach, I can't sleep, every time I close my eyes I see .....things I don't want to
Damn you google

Dishwasher tablets and j cloths eh....?
Sweet clean dreams ....

Tbh the e cloth scares me more than the bizarre sex stuff, why is it so horrible?
Why make a cleaning cloth no one actually wants to touch?

Which company cleans an oven for £30??

Can't tell you that, you might steal them and they belong to me!!
I was surprised but I haven't used them yet, they are coming on Thursday
Might do a terrible job but doubt it could get any worse- unless they break it....well then we will live on honey dragons soup recipie.

Right behind you BTCD round these parts it's £50.

I'm slightly concerned my oven cleaning man is too cheap??

When will you lot learn?!?!?!

Might have more competition? Is your a double or single oven?

Here she is, Mumsnets patron saint of Nevergoogling

tis I.
now stop it, you'll fill your subconscious with smutty nonsense that one day,when you're demented and sitting in a nursing home with your tan tights wrinkled round your ankles, It'll come back to you in a moment of lucidity and you'll start telling the staff about rude stuff you found out on the internet, and they'll write you up as 'sexually disinhibited' and the professionals will only visit in pairs.
You are all on a slippery slope. Save yourselves.