Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

[LynetteScavo]

I had sex at center parks once. It was a bit wrong. Anal sex would be very wrong. Especially if you have to ride your bike the next day.

[TheAvocadoOfWisdom]

This needs to go in MN classics. I am hurting from laughter.

[ShowOfHands]

I had norovirus whilst at Center Parcs.

Similar but no coconut.

[BibiBlocksberg]

I just laughed so loud at the new brochure slogan 'take it up the arse at centre parks' the cat jumped a foot into the air!

One of our directors at work was telling me he and his wife were off to CP Longleat for Christmas at the pre-Christmas meal.

Thanks to you lot I will now have to stifle vicious sniggers if he decides to update me on their lovely time there....

[Tigresswoods]

We're booked in at CP Longleat in the spring. Our first time. Have told a couple of friends & both said "its very hilly". Reference for up hill gardening perhaps?

[GoingForGoalWeight]

Bumfun

[Oakmaiden]

They might not have been linked before now, but they certainly are now...

[iklboo]

As I'm reading this Prof Brian Cox is talking about 'rings' and 'titan' (say it out loud). My fnarrrr-o-meter has exploded.

[susiedaisy]

tigress no it's bloody hilly!!

[Tigresswoods]

susue how disappointing.

[BibiBlocksberg]

ikiboo - good job no one has mentioned Uranus yet on stargazing or I would need a whole pack of tena lady

[FriendofDorothy]

This thread has just caused me snigger outrageously and now my mother and my husband wish to know why I am laughing!

[susiedaisy]

bibi iklboo

[CarnivorousPanda]

It is freezing here. Nothing on tv. I'm coughing and sneezing away.

And then you come up with at hread title like this.

Thank you.

[whomovedmychocolate]

I've been to Centerparcs five times and my arsehole remains intact.

Good thread title though.

[ripitupandstartagain]

Well, I would never have considered going to Centre Parcs before but this is making it sound a lot more fun.

[MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe]

[whomovedmychocolate]

I am also now feeling slightly disappointed by my gladiator challenge experience.

[ImpatientOne]

Oh how this thread has cheered me up!

[morecoffeepleaseholdthecake]

[Gigondas]

Do you think I should let the op know about this thread in case this is also some kind of coded invite center parc mud bath

[Heleninahandcart]

arf at Hectate Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs

[mike1May]

What the hell! Loosen up FFS: Upstairs and, ahem, behind!
You're making more of this than it warrants.

[balia]

Well by my reckoning I'm owed loads of holidays at Centre Parcs.

[mike1May]

When I think of all the Centre Parcs holidays I've paid for over the years......