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Thickos on TripAdvisor

578 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 18/03/2011 09:03

I usually check reviews about places on Trip Advisor before booking a holiday. I've been having a snoop round this morning for a holiday and went onto Trip Advisor to read the reviews and honestly, some of them look like they've been written by a bear mashing his paws into the keyboard and hitting "send"...

AIBU to disregard reviews by people who moan that "nobode understand ENGLISH" "no chips/salad just greek food" "wayter rude" or should I be giving them the same attention as the others?

OP posts:
TandB · 18/03/2011 15:25

Shock Omnishambles! And I thought you were NICE!

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 18/03/2011 15:26

Good grief Sim, that's priceless.

AlistairSim · 18/03/2011 15:29

I think thers's a clue in the title.

And although I find trains dull, I don't think it was 'railway'.

People, eh?
They're fucking everywhere.

TandB · 18/03/2011 15:29

If you google funny tripadvisor reviews there is a link to their own blog with highlights. I liked this one from the management responses section:

From a management response to a bad review:

So now according to your complaint, this dead bird walked into one of your rooms, turned into a rat, then a bat and died again.

or

I make no apologies for the lilac colour in the room....after all the room is called "The lilac room" so what colour do you expect .... I have checked the paint tin and it definitely says lilac not 'terrible lilac'.

To avoid further disappointments, please note that "The red room" is red and "The coral room" is coral. If you want luminous we suggest you book the 'Mark Rothko room' which is painted in bright orange.

AlistairSim · 18/03/2011 15:30

Ther's?

For fucks sake, I better go and write a review.

2plus2more · 18/03/2011 15:32

In addition to the appalling noise and rudeness from reception I attempted to leave the room and found both lifts were occupied by maintenance men who deliberately occupied the lifts for 15 mins. I called reception on my mobile to explain I was unable to walk down the stairs as my luggage was too heavy. I was told they would make sure a lift became free. The same workmen rode up and down in the lift without a pause. As a result of this 15 minutes of kidnapping, I missed my train connection.

Don't you just hate it when someone kidnaps a lift? Grin

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 18/03/2011 15:34

Maybe they thought it was some kind of amusement park ride, Sim Confused

Grin @ "terrible lilac".

TandB · 18/03/2011 15:35

""Imagine awakening at 4:00 am to the sound of loud footsteps in the stairwell, only to realize that someone is drunk and knocking on your hotel door saying, 'Beaver...it's me. Let me in, Beaver.'"

AbsDuCroissant · 18/03/2011 15:36

Jasmine resort in Turkey "A couple of days we were unable to get sunbeds round the pool so had to resort to using the beach"

Shock

Poor souls. Imagine having to go to the beach

Pagwatch · 18/03/2011 15:37

Arf at lost beaver.

TandB · 18/03/2011 15:38

"The neighborhood is filled with aggressive mimes, including one sitting on a toilet bowl (how creative). Room cards are changed for no reason and you cannot understand why you can't get into your room. All in all it was a very unpleasant stay."

ShirleyKnot · 18/03/2011 15:39

What a terrible place. We book with Thomas cook for a week cost us nearly 2 grand. The service and food was so bad you can?t tell. I spoke to rep with total of 22 point

1- No hot water-
no tissue for diner
3 you have to eat with dirty cutlery
4 glass can take only 100 ml of water and they include 2 cube of ice and selling it for 2.5 Euros
5 cornflake in the morning, no, rubber instead
6 bets of all Go-cart track next to hotel and run till 12.30 in the morning
7 Dog in reception and dinning aria wondering around and waitresses play with them
8 open surge
9 nail in public place
all in all --- place to go

This is just...open surge. The contributed of this is from the UK and 4, FOUR people found this revie helpful.

Pagwatch · 18/03/2011 15:41
TandB · 18/03/2011 15:41

This one

Plenty of monkeys!? What every swimming pool needs!

mippy · 18/03/2011 15:41

"I have just been on a New Year Jolly Boys/Girls at Pakefield. This is not my first time and will not be the last. A great time was had by all. The entertainment (Four Tops) was good and the Fosters was the best I have ever had."

OK, does Fosters vary from place to place, like they say Guinness does in Ireland?

"During the last four decades we have mainly visited Blackpool, and then did the Dolphin in Brixham which burnt down, Also, South Devon which then became the Torbay Chalet, and Barton Hall which was actually owned by Fred Pontins and is now a PLG centre.

We have recently stayed at Wall Park in Brixham on a Sun Holiday as we live in Devon, this centre is reasonable, and also Prestatyn last May 2006 which was disappointing, it was like a housing estate and the entertainment complex smelt damp and foisty. "

And the puppet show is a hit:

"I've been coming here for fishing week for 8 years and i am now 16, it?s the best holiday ever and I and my mates gave the bluecoats a good laugh by doing the party dances! (I AM THE MIMIC MAN) We have a good laugh with the PGL staff and have noticed how they seem to tape the cabaret and play them in the lobby the rest of the week.

We love the neon puppet shows and Kicks and Tricks and wouldn?t dream of going anywhere else, Colin is a really dudey bluecoat and didnt realise he'd been pegged. My mates were moaning bout the 'old' cabaret but mowtown is better than rap any day!

Can?t wait till next year, when I was little I was convinced I wanted to be a bluecoat when I grew up, kind of changed my mind but I wouldn?t mind doing PGL lol. I get so depressed when I have to go home (mainly because I?m leaving someone behind).

The highlights of the week are usually some thing really random like having a spider called Harry up in the corner and feeding it a cranefly called piccalilli. The people here are so friendly its unreal and 2p machines ROCK! "

The comment about leaving someone behind reminds me of when I went to Pontins when I was 15, with my friend's family (they went about four times a year) and she ended up seeing a Scots boy who was banned from later coming to visit as he went to a 'residential school'. (I thought that's just what Scots called boarding schools at the time.) Midway through the week, her boyfriend cycled the 30 miles up to see her which made things pretty difficult for the holiday boy.

LaWeasel · 18/03/2011 15:42

ARR at aggressive mimes and open surge!

LessNarkyPuffin · 18/03/2011 15:44

Grin at 'aggressive mimes.'

ShirleyKnot Confused Is it possibly some form of stream of consciousness poem similar to a haiku?

springbokdoc · 18/03/2011 15:46

Ok I'm going to go back to the one review where his mum died. I just can't get past the thinking...

"Oh my mom has just died, how terrible, completely grief stricken... Now can I get wifi as must go on tripadvisor and warn the people"

The death railway wasn't uplifting? next you'll tell me auschwitz isn't full of hugs and puppies.

BecauseImWorthIt · 18/03/2011 15:57

Don't hotels get extra stars awarded for providing an open surge?

ShirleyKnot · 18/03/2011 15:59

Nail in public place as well BIWI.

To be fair who wants rubber for breakfast instead of cornflakes?

No one. That's who.

Hullygully · 18/03/2011 16:01

in the wooky

open surge

Hullygully · 18/03/2011 16:03

Kungfu - suffocated by Maureen and Roger in the morning.

Just what you want on your hols.

Pagwatch · 18/03/2011 16:03

An open surge sounds like an emergency medical procedure.

AbsDuCroissant · 18/03/2011 16:04

I would love to know who was finding that review useful.

Gabby Loggon?

LessNarkyPuffin · 18/03/2011 16:05

I quite like a nice 'dinning aria'.