If Mary used Mumsnet, she might just start a few threads like these:
Pregnancy > OMG, just had a holy vision from Gabriel. Could I be pregnant?
Philosophy/religion/spirituality > Should I join a church if I'm expecting the Son of God?
Baby names > Brian?
Baby names > Jesus - too chavvy???
Politics > Bloody Tory census forcing me to travel back home at 40 weeks gone. Grrrr.
Meet-ups > MN meetup in Bethlehem anyone?
Relationships > Reading DHs texts. He's having doubts about being the father. Is this the end of us?
AIBU > To park my donkey in a P&T space when I'm due DC1 any day???
Childbirth > Anyone else being forced into a stable-birth?
Childbirth > Think my waters just went, and I'm stuck in a bloody cow shed. Help!
Birth announcements > My miracle baby
_Chat > Wow that star overhead is REALLY bright (and anyone else hear singing?)
AIBU > To expect royal visitors not to turn up unannounced when I've just given birth?
_Chat > WTF is myrrh? Does it taste better than panettone?
Gifted and talented > Animals bow down to my baby, should he be on the G&T register?
Children's health > My newborn has a strange light shining from his head, what should I do?
Sleep > DS sleeping through, but I don't get any peace from hordes of angels. WWYD?
_Chat > Best place to buy boys clothes without pirates or 'World Saviour' slogans?
Car seats > What seat to fit rear-facing on a donkey?
Behaviour/development > What age did yours start blessing crowds?
Weaning > Can you BLW with loaves and fishes?
_Chat > Claiming CS payments from DS bio dad when he only communicates via prayer
Primary education > What are the good schools in Jerusalem
Behaviour/development > DC keeps turning water into fruitshoots
Food > Tips for feeding a family of 3 on 10 shekels a week
AIBU > Old friend having child and alcohol free wedding. AIBU to take DS along to liven things up?
Parenting > Telling DS he's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy!