I'm quite sure I've just done something mad...

[lostinwails]

TMI alert! Have had a very bad tummy bug and am left in a position where venturing more that 30 seconds from the loo would be a foolish risk. I've decided that the water I'm drinking is passing through my body at great speed so in a rash moment I've swallowed a round piece of floaty plastic to time how long it takes to come out. I'm mad aren't I, too long on the sofa with only flat lemonade and salty crisps for company I think.

god, Lego is so expensive, I would have used something I didn't want any more iyswim

I have money on 37 hours. I hope we don't win the lego

Is it wrong that I now want to get some edible glitter so that DP gets a surprise next time he shits?

I never thought I'd be even vaguely interested in another woman's bowel movements, yet here I am, marking my place.

ooh, sparkly poo - I wonder if that would tempt dd to try the potty...

wow OP you clearly know far more than I do about digestive transit

I'm off out now and will be back post school run. Hopefull there'll be an announcement by then.

This is better- than-- almost as good as a labour thread

Sparkly shit sounds divine!!!

And yes to not winning the lego

Just marking my place.

Oh, and 2 hours 21 minutes. Precisely

Lego from the free packs that came with the mirror last week, was NOT planning on returning it!

I am now sourcing edible glitter on the internet, sparkly shit sounds like a family pleaser (note, I have three boys, pooh and farts are an obsession here).

Maybe it will get stuck in your digestive system and spawn a whole lego city.

DS2 once shat a reindeer sequin....on christmas day.

You need to eat a lot to get the full effect.

I am really going now, much as I'd love to spend the rest of the afternoon discussing shitting sparkles and bits of lego with internet loons strangers

this is the best thread ever.

im betting on 5,03 pm

Ouch, ruby!

I now have performance anxiety! NEVER EVER thought I would have people wondering when I was going to pooh plastic. What if I don't see it and I'll have let everyone down?

Has anyone ever eaten that edible gold leaf? Would you get golden poo droplets do you think?

I want some now

Now this is a thread for Discussion of the Day
MUCH better than poxy Christmas lists or boob jobs!

DanceInTheDark that's priceless!

"Sitting here in disbelief that I'm so bored I'm letting the internet in on my bathroom habits!"

I'm sitting here in disbelief that I'm so bored I'm going to be continuously checking into this thread to check up on someone elses bathroom habits and see if that thing has been 'passed' yet

Edible glitter results in decorative tomtits.

Tigerfeet My DD shat sparkly shit last Christmas too. She loves icing but not cake and MIL, FIL, DH and I all gave her ours without realising that she had had about half a cake's worth of icing.

She also shat lurid green poo after too much spooky halloween cupcake icing.

you loon! HAS it come out yet? How long do you need to wait before you worry that it's actually got stuck somewhere?

LOL at sparkly shit - am actually tempted to try that too

can se ethere could be some baking with ediable glittler going on this weekend in mn households all in the name of science have you know

Damn damn damn. Not only am I marking my place on this mad thread, I now really really want some edible glitter to impress my children with...