D'y ever wonder if all our regulars have been abducted by aliens???

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Last one out of the verrrrrry quiet thread please lock the door xxx

Is someone calling me???????
Guess bloody what?
Becca went swimming with her friend this pm, phoned at 6pm to say she was doing a sleepover.
Boys both have a friend each here, 7pm one friends mum comes to collect, asks if James would like to come back with them, and he could stay over........his little face, its the first time ever he`s been asked for a sleepover
7.30pm, dishing up chinese for us two and Thomas and his friend Harry, they eat, go round to Harrys, rush straight back and say Thomas is allowed to sleep round there!!
Its Sat night, a rare opportunity for us to go out............what do we do? Watch bloody football..............me on here.......Saturday nights never used to be like this........
Thank you all for Matthews birthday wishes

LOL Trips sounds like our house!!

Im up at Chellesters. One of our friends gets married in a couple of weeks and Chelle and all the girls have gone on her hen night. I cant afford to - need every penny for Faliraki - so Im here with the kids. They are being really good - wii, laptops, tv etc etc - if there was a power cut for any reason they would all have nothing to do LOL.

I`m going to bed...........got a choice tonight........bored...........bon nuit xx

Kale Nits Trips - sagapo my dear friend, sagapo xxxxx

Forgot to say - chuffed to bits for James - xxxxx

Happy Birthday Matthew xxx

Morning girls xx

Goodmorning........scared myself sick last night, went to the loo for a poo and it had red in it............major panic after this pain I`ve had for over 2yrs, same this morning, realised I ate whole fresh beetroot on Frid, please tell me thats what is is.....I have never noticed it with pickled beetroot........

Two boys back home, no Becca yet, me and H had b/fast in the garden, house quiet and tidy..............very strange!

Yep Trips its beetroot I love beetroot and regularly have red poo's!!!!

xxx

oooooooo Shabs, it did scare me...........just googled it and funnily enough its very very good for your bowels!!

Thanks for that Trips - I feel much better for that knowledge that you passed on!!!

You make me ROFL xxxxx

Momma I've sent you a message on FB re powertwin.

Morning girls xx

starshaker - I did the same - went to see the consultant and cried. I got induced at 37weeks which was kinda good but then one of mine wouldn't feed and had a nose tube for a few days so I always wondered if I should have hung on for a couple of days longer...

Seems like forever now but once it's over and you don't have time to even take a crap in peace get very busy, it will all be a distant memory. See if you can be strategic - insist on a 38 week induction and then cry if you don't get it

And shabs -

'OOOOOUCH'

Evening girls.............still a bit red Shab.......the day started off good, I felt quite relaxed and happy.....went to hospital with H for pre chemo bloods, pleased he is looking better than ever. Shocked to find when they weighed him he has lost half a stone in three weeks, then 3pm they phone to say chemo cancelled again as his white cell count is far too low Bugger bugger bugger...........chemo should have ended in the middle of Aug hols, then because of his last hiccup it would have ended on the 26th Aug, now its into Sept...........on and on and on..
then to top it all we were waiting outside school for the kids, boys come no Becca. I got out of the car and went to look for her, two 13/14yr olds come along, start mouthing off, taking the mick out of me. So I said that I thought it was Good Behaviour Day at school and surely he had recieved no points! He answered by pulling his trousers down sticking out his arse and then ran off!!! Right or wrong I was so furious I reported it to school, course my three are now worried it will come back on them...grrr why should the little sods get away with it?
Think we`ve got fleas in the house.....bloody cats.........grrrr......tell me it will get better

Morning girls xx

Tom just said 'Mum, how old were you when you first had sex?????'

I asked why and he said one of the girls in his class (she is 13) has slept with her boyfriend and he is 20

I kind of brushed off the question (for now) and made no mention of no Ginger Pig and 16th birthdays

I just said that maybe people were spreading rumours about her and it might not be the truth!!! Also noticed a most dashing blonde line of hair above his top lip!!!

Oh Gawd help us and save us - every one!!!

You see shabs, that's why none of my children are going to go to high school. They are going to sit, encased in bubble wrap, watching CBeebies until they are twenty. Hopefully the fluctuating hormones will have passed by then and I will give them a short pep talk and then release them into the adult world.

As I have cooked and cleaned for more years than I can remember, if you were the last to eat because you chose to eat 90mins later than everyone else, is it unreasonable to think that person would clean up after themselves

Becca gone to watch a play at school, boys here plus friend wrecking the bedrooms and being so bloody noisy, there is no escape from my box, kids, cats and men

Does anyone want a babysitter, anything to get me out of here tonight, bloody bloody fed up with everyone here, arguing, noise, boring tv, I can`t stand it........think I am off for a walk........

I have an announcement to make that may cheer you up Trips:-

My darling niece is bringing home her little girl, Beth, tonight!!!! Beth has been in Intensive care for 7 weeks!!! Shelley is now trained in every aspect of caring for Beth. She has learnt how to deal with the traceotomy (terrible spelling), recussitation (even worse spelling) etc etc.

7 long, long weeks. The relief in her words on Facebook is incredible - I can almost touch the words and feel the emotion in them.

WELL DONE MY DARLING NIECE AND BETH....YOUR DAD AND GRANDAD WILL (WOULD) BE SO VERY PROUD OF YOU.

Sat here just sobbing and wishing I could make it better for them xxxxxxxxx