D'y ever wonder what would happen if you never changed your pants?

[shabster]

Get your bums over here ladies xx

Morning Rubester!! I have been a bad sleeper since I was pregnant with my twins 27 years ago!! Yes the mighty Tomster should be in the gym doing PE as we speak

LOL oh yes Tomster just lurves PE!!

'Unappreciated Mother syndrome' is alive and well and living in our house too!

We start looking after Lew on the 2nd March!! he will be here at 7am!

5 mornings LOL - Em has been coming down to see us every week and I think he quite likes me now he is crawling around faster than a greyhound out of a trap so it is going to be interesting! Tomsters hamster will be the first thing that is moved higher up!

I know - its going to be great

He is also pulling himself up on the furniture - especially my table in the living room!!! Could I just add that his daddy walked at 10 months and Lew is almost 9 months!!! Im relying on Lewis to help me loose some more weight before we go to Faliraki.

Shabs, you are going to be power walking the streets every morning by 9am reckon. Lew can walk Tom to school!!!! Then the park, the ducks, lunch at 11.30am and nap time, bliss!

Tom reckons he is going to push Lew in his buggy to school and then I can push him back home Have told Em I am going to get a cattle prod to keep him away from Toms beloved hamster

fingers out girls anyone need to join my gang?

I go yearly Frumpster - had a couple of brushes with stage 2/3 cervical cancer and have to go every twelve months....my doctor has seen more of my flue than DH

Glad for you doll

My Doctor now wears a miners helmet with a light on According to the nurse at the surgery I have a weird tilted womb and last time I had a cone biopsy operation they removed five cancerous 'sites' so there cant be that much left!!! Ewwwwwwwww I feel sick now that was TOO MUCH INFORMATION

LOL!

One time I went the nurse said "sorry to keep you, I'm just playing hunt the cervix, can't find yours". There's nothing that makes you feel more like an auld used slattern that that

You dont go to Nurse Joyce at our Doctors do you? We play 'hunt the cervix' every year!! Then she goes and gets the trainee nurse and they have a good laugh about it????? Im just an object of ridicule at the flue clinic x

Have put this on before but it is still funny

Told Nurse Joyce about this song and she googled it - there have been times that she sings it whilst performing the 'flue test'

Ruby, you live life on the edge hen How's your syndrome now, any better?

I totally love that aim. I'm using that as my skeleton survival. Thank you Ruby, than you syndrome.

Anybody about? xxx

C'est moi! But I am sending myself to bed......DP off at 5am.....and I'll be up.

Oh dear, I feel MASSIVE tonight. I'm not massive. I am bloated and swollen. But I feel MASSIVE. p.s. have you ever tried sleeping on a water bed? It is weird!!!!! Very odd and how anyone ever gets laid on one I'll never know.