D'y ever wonder if Shabs will put Lewis down?!!!!

[TiggerLicious]

Yes!!!! Touch down!!!!

Victory dance!!! I've made it!!!!

Well, in a good way, because i am seeing DTD1 on her own for the first time, without the incessant arguments, fighting, getting in the way because there's two of them in a small kitchen. That sort of thing. I now know why her teachers see so much in her

Unfortunately that wouldn't be the same if all three kids were gone, that would be just blessed peace and quiet (and god yes, SEX. Lots. In our own room, too, or in fact ANYWHERE )

Good grief did i just type that out loud

PMSL, don't worry Hippo parts of our house are yet to be christened due to screaming kids oh and the fact I'm not married to Brad pitt LOL

DTD1 is (still up ) laughing at me!

She can't see the screen but can see me grinning inanely at it!

Ladies someone rescue me pleeeeeeeeeeese! Went round to my friends for 1 hour tonight, she has a catering business which she has sold and wanted me to have loads of stuff, freebies. Got back to bedlam, Thomas had come off his bike, collided with his mate, hes just a bag of bones so he has really hurt himself, taken the skin off of his back and both his elbows, then said he has a headache, so hes asleep now but of course we all know what that means, I shant sleeep and will be in and out all night checking him as I worry sick that something might happen to him. He hasnt been bleeding, just nasty grazes, not sure whats best to put on it, as antiseptic cream will sting. Now I have two patients!!

Er trying to tune into Radio Ga Ga, wheres it gone?

Yikes Trips. That sounds painful. I'd leave it be if the grazes are clean and hope he doesn't wake up with his knees stuck to the sheets. (Voice of experience here. Came off the slide when I was about 7 and still bear the scars).
Ate fajitas again today followed by strawberries covered in vanilla sugar. I lurve fajitas but that's twice in the same week. Since I've cracked the recipe I've been addicted. Mmmm[slurping emoticon]

Hi Merly,
Now the b----y cat has just brought a mouse in, aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Better get to bed and check the patients, Its like Emergency Ward 10 here!
Only me and thee will remember that Shabs!!

My mate phoned up earlier in a flap. She was home alone and heard a weird noise in the kitchen. On investigation it was a mahoosive frog that her cat had deposited in the sink. And no 9yr old DTS to help her out

PapaFeelGood's coming to London?

Shabs has got them I believe Mars

Hope shes not on the apple juice, shell be drunk in charge of a granbaby

And waving my purple tassles at him! Blimey... best find some bright pink ones for Papa's visit! Hey Hoochie... he could bring my f*ck me shoes (as long as he doesn't wear them!)

Night peeps xx

I don`t understand these things, being so chaste Will take myself off to bed and leave you two to gossip, no Radio Ga Ga again, tut tut........>
Night night all xx

Night Merly. Night Trips.

Trips - I bet you are in bed - sorry to hear about your Tom - ouch. I am trying to enjoy my Tom being at PGL.

Mice, Frogs, skinned elbows....I turn my back for one minute and what happens

OK Trips will send you a song I had forgotten about till today.

Ronan

Things will be almost back to normal around here on Friday when Tom comes home from PGL.

Kale Nita sweetheart - sagapo xxx

Good morning ladies - everybody happy?

Trips - postie just came - you are very naughty!!! Parcel intact and will be passed on today.

Morning ladies. Got to take Boy Child to the Royal Throat Nose and Ear hospital this morning. His speech is still not properly developed and my friend is a leading Ear, Nose and Throat man so he's seeing him in his clinic because he thinks its a blockage or something in his ears.

Then I have to take my mother hat shopping!

And I'm still waiting on my gorgeous homebirth lady (who I need to hold on until this evening)

morning all i'm posting from the train

good luck mars, hope they can sort him out

Good luck Mars - both Tom and Matt had very similar problems.

Morning dingdong

ooh get you dingdong!

Boy Child now sobbing uncontrollably because he wants to be with his sister and go with his daddy. Sigh......