D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

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Yey! I've never started a D'y thread before!!

Please someone find me and don't start a new thread.....

A song for all multiple MN mummies

Just nipping outside for a cig breath of fresh air and to refresh my cider apple juice

I used to go out with a huge Elvis fan and he used to sing that to me

This is not the reason I like Elvis. I just think that he is handsome enough to share my Maltesers with........

I miss-read that Frumps I thought you said 'I used to go out with Elvis' I was like this

Tomster is snoring his head off - fast akip on the sofa right behind me!! He is a poorly lad tonight. Finally settled though

Hi FG.............STOP being dirty, Mars will be cross!!
Dh still in hospital and very fed up! Had more blood in the night, did a special scan today and nothing showed up, so thats all area of trunk and they still have no idea.
I have been a busy bee, chopped down the garden fence, scrubbed the decks(ha ha me hearties)then went to Homebase as it was 10% day and bought a load of plants, so I have done a makeover for his lordships return, whenever that is! Boys brought their friend here at 16.30pm and said could he stay until his Mum gets back, "yes of course" I sweetly smile. At 7pm I am making food for 4. At 9pm the Mum rings to say she is home, no explanation! No thank you! GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Need some adult company, anyone fancy popping in for a drinky?
Felt bad, boys came in at 9pm and swithched on the telly, I go outside and my lovely garden is a tip, so make them clear it up, then say bedtime. Then 2 out of 3 start saying can we have a drink? Don`t you just hate those words? So I barked at them all and they flew, now I feel bad. Before I go to bed would someone remond me to ask the tooth fairy to call tonight

Frumps - come on I need some clues about you - you fascinate me (that sounded very lesbian - I only mouthed that )

Give me a small clue about your year of birth. Awww go on, go on, go on.....

Even my chopper can't get me there Shabs Handsome man, that sort of handsome doesn't get repeated.

Tomboy Have you a pile of paracetamol/nurofen for when he wakes.....I feel you might have a dicky night...

Poor Thomster, be gentle with him Shabs!

Cross posted, I meant my chopper can't get me to where Elvis might be.....not the lesbianism bit

I truly have no secrets! Ask away.....1973, I'm 35.

Grrrrrrr for you Trips - I always get fooled by the waifs and strays mams!!

I'm totally that I have inadvertently created an air or mystique......I just won't have a profile or post pictures. I am Mrs Average from Averageville. My DP found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow one day and we melt a bit down each winter to pay the bills.

Ooohh poo Frumps - I left high school in 1973 and my first love dumped me just before Xmas the same year - ginger haired pig!!

I am one of lifes suckers!

Trips, thats mad!!! It amazes me! What would she/he have done otherwise????

OMG now that sounded dirty

He would have ridden round on his bike, seen him do it before!

Shabby.....ginger haired pig, you make me laugh...............how come they were all pigs???

Oh now, the ginger haired pig, we were talking about him the other night weren't we

A 1973 No: 1

The Osmonds were BIIIIIIIGGGGGG in 1973!! - and so were my bobos - and they stood up proud when I took my vest off!!

Trips thats awful Glad you cooked for him. Shabs says you're posh so I'm going to be [shocked] that you are one of lifes suckers

Shabs did you like the Moody Blues?

Prove it Shabs

I was a February baby, an aquarian, I am meant to be one of lifes "love the world" peace makers. Accordingly, I like plaiting my leg hair.

Oh Frumpster - I loved him like I have never loved another man [broken heart emoticon] we went on 'dates' from about the age of 13. His mum hated me because of my maurauding chest and the fact that I lived in a council house

He is now with wife NUMBER 3!! She is half his age. He rings me about 3 times a month always when she is at work!! Coward. When his number comes up on my mobile I get ridiculously giddy!! He lives in Staffordshire now. I am so sarcastic with him and he roars with laughter. I would never meet him face to face - too many years, too much fat added to my little body!!!