D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

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Yey! I've never started a D'y thread before!!

Please someone find me and don't start a new thread.....

Frumpy...........tis true, dont forget me and Shabs have met in r/l, she isnt called the Mighty Shabster for nothing!

For 'posh' Trips

Love handles Shabs, thats all it is!

Oh Shabs, how fab!! I haven't seen my first love for donkey's years. Have to say, I have cried over a few but they were all great and I'd do it over again in a second!

Wonder what the ginger haired pig looks like now.....

A bald pig I expect

Bought for me by the ginger winger

About a week after he gave me the big elbow he gave my friend (yes the Fife one) this record to give to me. I crumbled and went to talk to him....he said....and I quote...I dont love you anymore, and my mum said I cant go out with you because you are common!'

She also was a ginger - Grrrrrrrrrrrr

His loss

Actually this is being unkind to pigs, Rebecca has a build a bear pig, she is called "pig" and wears a matching dressing to Becs, she adores her and tells her everything!

PMSL Trips!!

Shabs, he didn't want to break up. His mum was a hard hearted snob. Bet he's still listening to his mum........thats why wife no.3!!!

Shabs that is soooooooooooooooooo horrible, give us his phone number, grrrr

She also has a cat called...."CAT"......pig and cat are to be found in her arms every night, she always sleeps on her tummy, and is always holding them. Cat is older than pig, she`s 6 and pig is 5, cat is very kind and never asks for anything, but is like Miss Piggy and is very unkind to cat.

Becca says so

I cant believe I am sniggering - His mum died a couple of years ago OMG I am going to burn in hell - she 'hated' me - BUT - he was an only child, and a much adored child. the ginger pigs mam is going to haunt my dreams tonight

Ha Ha - when my mum and dad finally bought their own house I was about 18. They saved so long and hard to get it. When we were half way from the council estate to the new house she turned to me and said 'serves his bloody mother right...calling my daughter common!! She's nothing but a snob.'

I begged my mam to keep the same phone number, and she did, but he never rang me!!

should have said pig is like Miss Piggy, tired time!

Ooh Trips sorry love, I havent got his number, or his mobile phone number or his private works number - sorry honey

Wonder how different life would have been if you had married the pig? At least you`d never have to buy bacon

He was a great snogger [sweaty moustache emoticon]

No: 1 in 1973

Whats all this about me being posh Shabs?
I think FGshould phone you, cos in r/l you have a lovely voice with a touch of posh in it, don`t yer?

Shabs, you can soon get round me with a song by the great Paulster.......seemed sad seeing Linda there

Did I ever tell you Trips...a few weeks before he dumped me? It was both of our first time....his mum and dad went out for the night and...stop me if I have already told you this

Ooooooo >>, no go on, tell all and be quick!

You are the most posh person I know Trips...oh Frumpster she has a lovely accent. I sound like Peter Kay with a sore throat and she sounds like fine wine!! Tell you Frumpster - Trips could be the lady in airport who tells folk where to go!

I am the lady in the airport who tells you where to go!!!

Specially if my flight is late, talking of flights, how many more sleeps Shabs?

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how many more sheeps Shabs

....we decided that this was 'the night.' Off we trundled to his room. It was a most satisfactory 60 second liason

Suddenly we heard the front door open. Panic stations. We got dressed very quickly and I bolted to the bathroom. When I came down his mum and dad were giving us the 'we know exactly what you have been up to look' I tried not to blush and just did small talk with them. When I glanced down I had my dress on inside out [shock, horror emoticon] There it was for all to see - inside out and back to front with the C&A label hanging out. No wonder she made him finish with me.