D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

[estar]

Yey! I've never started a D'y thread before!!

Please someone find me and don't start a new thread.....

Ruby, I have no time either but (a) I am intrigued by your weirdy weird night..... and (b) I love your cover all and I will shamelessly copy it:

[groin]

There. Thanks doll.

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thats better I am no longer constipated

Momma!!!

Why do I feel that they might have exaggerated 'explosion' .......

No no no no - Shabs and Trips, it was intentionally groin not grin - in honour of our lovely Frumpster.

Now everyone knows thinks I'm stupid as well as slovenly...

estar - [groin] is funnier than anyway xx

But you gotta keep them signed Rubes!

DS1 is playing for an adult cricket team on Sunday. 40 overs. He'll be a bowler. I'm so proud of him. The only other non-adult is 17!

Momma... your news link is on the radio.

LOL Ruby with my toilet and the bomb link (and there is meant to be rain on sun)

Momma what nutter goes into a loo,lets off a bomb and injures himself snigger told you we were small town. Probably went for a wee and let it off accidental
I always wait with the news round her ever since they went on about the really bad wind and storms and then cut to an interview with an old lady whose plant pot had been blown over
I love Exeter

g & t, i am most DEFINITELY in maternity clothes, have been since about 10 weeks. my tummy muscles have never been the best, i was HUGE with a singleton baby, so goodness knows...anyway, i look about 6-7 months now and i am 15 weeks. are you preggie then? i haven't been catching up? you have seven kids already? or is that 5 kids and 2 adults?

sorry for late and disconnected reply...i am like one of those people that gets jokes about 10 minutes afterwards!

tigger, you are lucky. i live in east london. the news is always how some poor teenage boy has been stabbed, or how some teenage boys stabbed some poor, innocent shopkeeper. i love it though! for some reason...

oh so here y'all are - 118 messages already

Evening girls....everybody happy?

Ohhhhhh MM (like MightyMouse!!) I couldn't live in London for that reason. I am a big wuss and would be afraid of any tiny little noise.
PMSL have you seen that woman Catherine Tate does? She jumps at everything...thats me

DS1 (not even giving him his name tonight ) dropped off all the screws, nuts, bolts etc that I have wanted all day - about an hour ago.

He ran in, put them down and said 'I have to go now Mum - Emma keeps getting pains' I ran out after him and saw Emma creased up laughing.........off they went, into the night!! Anything to get away with helping his Mam - the swine.

Incidentally Emma has had shooting pains, all day, up her flue!! (Her words not mine) anybody know what that means? She said the pains up the said flue are quite sharp and the area just before the said flue feels stretched and sore. Personally I feel this is slightly too much information. Also, I am sure it is a ploy to stay away from the building of the aforementioned cabin bed.

Oh yes Shabs

I had many many stabbing pains in that area, making me wanting to grab it and hold it when in very public places (especially doing the school run). I felt like the child was poking me there with its finger...

Tip of the day

sure she hasn't told you to say that estar??? OK I may believe the pair of them!!

Anybody around?